(Sexual) Regrets; I've Had a Few

cartepostal · August 23rd, 2016, 02:57 PM

I guess we all have some regrets as far as sex goes. Here are mine:

1. Turning down anal sex. I was taking FB from behind one night and began playing with her arsehole. I managed to work half a finger inside when she turned her head and said "would you like to bugger me?" I turned her down because I only had regular condoms. The next time I saw her, I didn't get any sex as she'd found herself a boyfriend.

2. My ex used to let me take photos of her when we had sex and post them on a certain amateur website. I regret that
a) I didn't take more videos
b) not posting photos with her face showing even though she said that would be fine (I would have loved it if she'd been recognised)
c) deleting the account and all photos/video when we split up

3. That same ex used to let me watch her pee. I'm not particularly into watersports, but I wish I'd got her to wet herself in front of me; pee on me; let me pee on her and try drinking her pee just to see what it was like

4. That on the way back from the sort-of-threesome we had I'd enthused about it more rather than playing it back over and over in my head as there could have been more. On the same night, I wish I'd stopped somewhere on the way back so I could bend her over the bonnet of the car and fuck her brains out rather than ensuring we got to where we were going on time

What are your regrets?

Estreeter · August 23rd, 2016, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartepostal

What are your regrets?

Just 1, finding out what sex is

life was much simpler before it

**JeffSav** · August 23rd, 2016, 03:36 PM

That I was happily married for 6 wonderful years, out of the 12 that I spent with the b**ch.

**Sirch** · August 23rd, 2016, 04:19 PM

I turned down way to many women in my life. Not because I was so hot, but because my standards were to high. I can think of one sweet Asian girl in college I could have banged at will. She was literately falling all over me, but she was just such a bimbo I declined her advances. I even remember the instructor noticing the situation and giving me the "What the fuck man, do it!" look. There's also this bald black lady at my last job... oh wait I really don't regret that opportunity.

**thunderfly** · August 23rd, 2016, 08:18 PM

I've always found in the past (not so much these days) that women seem to fancy me when I'm either already in a relationship or when I fancy someone else. I must have rejected the advances of a few different females over the years simply because I fancied someone else at the time and, therefore, wasn't interested.
I wish now I'd had the sense to forget about the girl(s) I fancied at the time and opened up to the ones that were after me.

August 23rd, 2016, 02:57 PM	#1
cartepostal Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 117 Thanks: 170 Thanked 732 Times in 103 Posts	(Sexual) Regrets; I've Had a Few I guess we all have some regrets as far as sex goes. Here are mine: 1. Turning down anal sex. I was taking FB from behind one night and began playing with her arsehole. I managed to work half a finger inside when she turned her head and said "would you like to bugger me?" I turned her down because I only had regular condoms. The next time I saw her, I didn't get any sex as she'd found herself a boyfriend. 2. My ex used to let me take photos of her when we had sex and post them on a certain amateur website. I regret that a) I didn't take more videos b) not posting photos with her face showing even though she said that would be fine (I would have loved it if she'd been recognised) c) deleting the account and all photos/video when we split up 3. That same ex used to let me watch her pee. I'm not particularly into watersports, but I wish I'd got her to wet herself in front of me; pee on me; let me pee on her and try drinking her pee just to see what it was like 4. That on the way back from the sort-of-threesome we had I'd enthused about it more rather than playing it back over and over in my head as there could have been more. On the same night, I wish I'd stopped somewhere on the way back so I could bend her over the bonnet of the car and fuck her brains out rather than ensuring we got to where we were going on time What are your regrets? Last edited by cartepostal; May 27th, 2017 at 01:36 PM..

August 23rd, 2016, 04:19 PM	#4
Sirch Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,216 Thanks: 18,391 Thanked 12,680 Times in 1,147 Posts	I turned down way to many women in my life. Not because I was so hot, but because my standards were to high. I can think of one sweet Asian girl in college I could have banged at will. She was literately falling all over me, but she was just such a bimbo I declined her advances. I even remember the instructor noticing the situation and giving me the "What the fuck man, do it!" look. There's also this bald black lady at my last job... oh wait I really don't regret that opportunity. __________________ Cock A Doodle Doo!

August 23rd, 2016, 03:36 PM	#3
JeffSav Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: VPN dependent variable Posts: 634 Thanks: 5,169 Thanked 19,260 Times in 645 Posts	That I was happily married for 6 wonderful years, out of the 12 that I spent with the b**ch.

August 23rd, 2016, 08:18 PM	#5
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	I've always found in the past (not so much these days) that women seem to fancy me when I'm either already in a relationship or when I fancy someone else. I must have rejected the advances of a few different females over the years simply because I fancied someone else at the time and, therefore, wasn't interested. I wish now I'd had the sense to forget about the girl(s) I fancied at the time and opened up to the ones that were after me.