What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 79

**rosestone** · February 5th, 2018, 09:26 AM

719. A necklace is never removed from the wearer's neck by unfastening the clasp, but always by breaking it with a sharp tug.

**bawjaws** · April 17th, 2018, 09:16 PM

720 scientists can only do science stuff if they are wearing white coats

**seany65** · April 18th, 2018, 12:45 AM

721: In the morning when a male character is half-way through shaving, there will be a phone call or a knock at the door and the character has to rush off somewhere with only time to wipe off the shaving foam, but BOTH sides of his face will look exactly the same with the exact same amount of facial hair.

**old alal** · April 19th, 2018, 07:48 AM

722. In a car chase, several police cars will end up on their roof. They need to remove the mortar device from underneath them on servicing!

**ManofKent** · April 19th, 2018, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bawjaws

720 scientists can only do science stuff if they are wearing white coats

723-And if they are in a room with lots of computor technology the computors will have lots of flashing lights and make whirring/bleeping noises.

**CARLTON BROWN** · April 19th, 2018, 11:05 PM

724: Detectives always receive urgent phone calls at 3 AM and are never rude about being woken up.

**old alal** · April 20th, 2018, 06:21 AM

725. The roving reporter who arrives on the scene first, or pushes her way to the police line, will usually be a woman, and will get the story, or have pertinate information, valuable to the detective in solving the case.

cartman · April 20th, 2018, 03:31 PM

726 - in an event where money's raining down on the streets, why do people jump around like idiots trying to grab it?. Pick it up off of the ground.

**old alal** · May 8th, 2018, 11:51 AM

727.

All cars blow up as if completely covered in Petrol, rather than just them having one tank of it usually at the back.

**CARLTON BROWN** · May 8th, 2018, 10:52 PM

728. Cars driven off hillsides or over cliff tops will usually explode in mid-air

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old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	722. In a car chase, several police cars will end up on their roof. They need to remove the mortar device from underneath them on servicing! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	725. The roving reporter who arrives on the scene first, or pushes her way to the police line, will usually be a woman, and will get the story, or have pertinate information, valuable to the detective in solving the case. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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February 5th, 2018, 09:26 AM	#781
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	719. A necklace is never removed from the wearer's neck by unfastening the clasp, but always by breaking it with a sharp tug.

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bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	720 scientists can only do science stuff if they are wearing white coats

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CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,615 Times in 3,211 Posts	724: Detectives always receive urgent phone calls at 3 AM and are never rude about being woken up.

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cartman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 303 Thanks: 64 Thanked 5,967 Times in 284 Posts	726 - in an event where money's raining down on the streets, why do people jump around like idiots trying to grab it?. Pick it up off of the ground.

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CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,615 Times in 3,211 Posts	728. Cars driven off hillsides or over cliff tops will usually explode in mid-air