The corrupt a wish game

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish politicians came with a "mute" button.

Granted.

Instead they write their lies down on large pieces of card , and for some reason keep asking you to check for spelling mistakes. Which you have to do as you made them mute and nobody wants to turn the volume up again.




I wish i had the moon on a stick .

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i had the moon on a stick .

Granted.
You have a hazel branch stuck up your bottom.

I wish Christmas would never arrive.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
You have a hazel branch stuck up your bottom.

I wish Christmas would never arrive.

Granted, Christmas Day never arrives...........it's Christmas Eve every day for you now, You'll wake up everyday doing that last minute gift buying

And I wish all the gifts you buy are for me and you drop them off under my tree a day early

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Granted, Christmas Day never arrives...........it's Christmas Eve every day for you now, You'll wake up everyday doing that last minute gift buying

And I wish all the gifts you buy are for me and you drop them off under my tree a day early

Granted.
You're going to be soooo pleased.
I've got a puppy, six in fact. Three dogs, three bitches, none neutered.
A baby crocodile, a chameleon, a marmoset (don't worry about the primate licence), some terapins and a hedgehog.

I wish women would find it impossible to utter words if they were going to nag.

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
You're going to be soooo pleased.
I've got a puppy, six in fact. Three dogs, three bitches, none neutered.
A baby crocodile, a chameleon, a marmoset (don't worry about the primate licence), some terapins and a hedgehog.

I wish women would find it impossible to utter words if they were going to nag.

Granted. They now just poke you with a sharp stick. In the eye.

I wish I could get a spam filter in work for all that crap that I don't want to do.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted. They now just poke you with a sharp stick. In the eye.

I wish I could get a spam filter in work for all that crap that I don't want to do.

Granted. However, since you wished for a spam filter that filters crap, the wish generator also creates a crap filter that filters spam. The wish/space/time/granting continuum is perched dangerously close to exploding when I have to intervene and manually reset it, which has the unfortunate effect of creating of double spam and double crap, all directed to your desk.

I wish for all expenses paid residence at luxury resort on an island in the Whitsundays.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. However, since you wished for a spam filter that filters crap, the wish generator also creates a crap filter that filters spam. The wish/space/time/granting continuum is perched dangerously close to exploding when I have to intervene and manually reset it, which has the unfortunate effect of creating of double spam and double crap, all directed to your desk.

I wish for all expenses paid residence at luxury resort on an island in the Whitsundays.

Granted.
In order to meet their performance targets, the local police plant 1kg uncut heroin in your suitcase. The cells at the local nick are free with breakfast thrown in (literally).

I wish I was able to throw a javelin 90 metres.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
In order to meet their performance targets, the local police plant 1kg uncut heroin in your suitcase. The cells at the local nick are free with breakfast thrown in (literally).

I wish I was able to throw a javelin 90 metres.

Granted. A team of rabid rhino's live 80 metres away, the gate is open and they are not amused.

I wish every time a used car salesman told a lie a hag fish would get tossed into the Prime Ministers Official Residence.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish every time a used car salesman told a lie a hag fish would get tossed into the Prime Ministers Official Residence.

Granted.

But within a week several thousand fish have arrived at his door. In fact they never stop coming and nobody except you know why. Panic begins to spread across the country. The Archbishop talks about the end of days and that it`ll soon start raining frogs. A state of emergency is called. Armed soldiers patrol the streets attempting to maintain order. Yet still the fish keep arriving. Leaving the government with no other option than to make it compulsory to eat fish three times a day and six on Fridays !.


I wish i was an athlete (Male) touted as being bang on certain to win ten Olympic golds next year.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Granted.

But within a week several thousand fish have arrived at his door. In fact they never stop coming and nobody except you know why. Panic begins to spread across the country. The Archbishop talks about the end of days and that it`ll soon start raining frogs. A state of emergency is called. Armed soldiers patrol the streets attempting to maintain order. Yet still the fish keep arriving. Leaving the government with no other option than to make it compulsory to eat fish three times a day and six on Fridays !.


I wish i was an athlete (Male) touted as being bang on certain to win ten Olympic golds next year.

Dead cert mate.
Here are your events.


I wish to make a cameo appearance on Countdown.