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September 1st, 2014, 03:27 PM | #2341 |
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Granted. Genie gives you the spine of an 18 year old. Just don't ask where he got it. And if the cops come to your door, run.
I wish I could see Niagara Falls at full flow.
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September 14th, 2014, 04:49 PM | #2342 |
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Granted, five minutes after the next time the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, everyone in Canada will flush their toilet.
I wish that this happens in your lifetime.
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November 14th, 2014, 12:52 PM | #2343 |
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Granted but as tygrkhat40 is only 2 he might outlive you!
I wish I could get all my ex girlfriends together for one weeks holiday in a nudists camp so I can see what I managed to escape from!
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November 14th, 2014, 06:16 PM | #2344 | |
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I wish I could get away with ruthlessly beating everyone that puts up Christmas decorations and plays carols before Thanksgiving is over with.
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January 9th, 2015, 02:54 PM | #2345 | |
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I wish for an iTart program for my phone that will instantly identify willing women in my immediate vicinity.
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January 9th, 2015, 09:10 PM | #2346 | |
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Your mom is the first name that pops up. I wish that the Muslim religion was actually one of peace and love. Aloha Snackbar.
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January 10th, 2015, 05:03 AM | #2347 |
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Granted it is and you become one of the virgins of Martyrdom in perpetuity.
I wish I could draw cartoons well enough they really offend people!
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April 1st, 2015, 04:10 PM | #2349 | |
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