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Old March 12th, 2017, 11:02 AM   #3971
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I think he's asking to take the lids off

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Sorry i have to ask, but who is this man?
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Old March 12th, 2017, 11:38 AM   #3973
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Jess the Cesspool man.

True story ... Some years ago about 10 miles away a motel owner went missing ... the police suspected foul play.
I don't know what made the police/investigators think to remove the cesspool cover lid, but guess where they found the motel owner's body!
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True story ...
Here's another,

My Day, today

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Everything between about 10 am and 5:30pm was a blur sort of, picked up Mum and then went to Step Mum E's place for about 2 hours, hence the blur

Mum called me a pig at one stage Mrs E just shook her head

More blur time

Yep, 6 pm, we had dinner, Taco's
Mrs had her usual approx 7pm bath

I logged on here, she went to bed to read her book or brainwashing woman's mag, but before she did, she once again said 'You and that forum '

That was my day, and then I found this

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as usual ... playgirl does it best ... with the most sensitivity. Thanks!
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Old March 12th, 2017, 12:13 PM   #3975
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Here's another,

My Day, today

Forced to get up at 9:30 am.

Had a quick shower and breakfast, just cereal

Everything between about 10 am and 5:30pm was a blur sort of, picked up Mum and then went to Step Mum E's place for about 2 hours, hence the blur

Mum called me a pig at one stage Mrs E just shook her head

More blur time

Yep, 6 pm, we had dinner, Taco's
Mrs had her usual approx 7pm bath

I logged on here, she went to bed to read her book or brainwashing woman's mag, but before she did, she once again said 'You and that forum '

That was my day, and then I found this



I hope you don't become like Spicoli and Boatguy in having the Missus restrict your forum time!
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I hope you don't become like Spicoli and Boatguy in having the Missus restrict your forum time!
Mr T Master of Chicago has this idea in his head that I'm uncaring, unloving, crude and so on about the opposite sex, he thinks Mrs E might leave me one day.

Fact is, I guess I'm stereotypical of a lot of middle aged Australian males, very typical. Mrs E understands my need for mateship, especially since we're living away from home, she also understands my need to act like a big kid a lot. I understand her own forms of entertainment, her needs, I don't care how big the phone bills are for calls back home to her own girlfriends and family, I even encourage them now and then. It is hard not knowing many up here. Works like this, Mornings are hers, I don't interfere, evenings are mine, she rarely interferes, afternoons are ours I'm safe with VEF activities

Opps, I let out the real me

Umm, err .......

I'm not a fan of silicon boob jobs but would invest in a silicon company ... is that weird
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My Day, today

Forced to get up at 9:30 am.

Had a quick shower and breakfast, just cereal

Everything between about 10 am and 5:30pm was a blur sort of, picked up Mum and then went to Step Mum E's place for about 2 hours, hence the blur

Mum called me a pig at one stage Mrs E just shook her head

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Yep, 6 pm, we had dinner, Taco's
Mrs had her usual approx 7pm bath

I logged on here, she went to bed to read her book or brainwashing woman's mag, but before she did, she once again said 'You and that forum '

That was my day, and then I found this



Let me guess, there was some bodily functions involved in this matter.

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It had everything to do with teaching my niece to belch loud
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