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June 24th, 2018, 11:38 PM
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Fish and chips because anyone of refinement knows one never eats roast beef with anything other than roast potatoes.
Roast Chicken or Roast Turkey? |
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June 25th, 2018, 01:10 PM
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Roast chicken
Do you or do you not ever eat the skin of cooked chicken? |
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June 25th, 2018, 04:25 PM
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 ) A big boobed short skirted sexy and she knows it woman walks by , Do you stare and sigh Or Deliberately dash her arrogant hopes and raise those eyes to sky ?
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June 25th, 2018, 05:00 PM
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Well that depends,If My ever loving is with Me then of course I will not have even noticed how sexy and big boobed said girl is,
High Hemline or Low Neckline ?
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June 25th, 2018, 05:12 PM
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I said dock
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 )Greed how far can you go when you've already eaten enough to sink the Bismark (While still in dry dock) , yet there`s enough uneaten takeout before you to choke a Sperm (Sorry for swearing  ) Whale ,Full chewing steam ahead Or Uggggh better quit and go to bed ?
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June 25th, 2018, 06:38 PM
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Put it in some Tupperware or facsimile and put it away.
Hot woman comes in the room in low-cut, short skirt cocktail dress. Where do your eyes go first, the boobs or the legs? |
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June 25th, 2018, 08:10 PM
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Not the legs,My mind would be on higher things........
Sitting next to an ample cleavage,Do You look or no ?
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June 25th, 2018, 08:15 PM
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Yes. I might even grab it and then run away
If you're out walking on a summer day and it suddenly starts to rain. Do you run to the nearest shelter or continue to walk.? |
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June 25th, 2018, 08:16 PM
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Of course I look. Despite what she might say, she wore it so people would stare.
Better vacation spot; Marbella or the Seychelles? |
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June 25th, 2018, 08:45 PM
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Hillbillies or Swamp People ?
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