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Old June 17th, 2018, 12:48 PM   #6031
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Peanut butter,
Regular milk or Nut Milk (No,not that..) ?
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Old June 17th, 2018, 01:50 PM   #6033
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Old June 17th, 2018, 05:11 PM   #6034
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Definitely not, it's filthy.

Brazil or Switzerland?
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Old June 17th, 2018, 09:25 PM   #6035
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Yes, by mistake. It's awful.

Better candy bar; Three Musketeers or Butterfinger?
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Old June 18th, 2018, 12:20 AM   #6037
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Butterfinger. As a little kid I always thought that stuff inside a Three Musketeers was nasty.

Crème brulee or Sacher Torte?
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Creme Brulee.

Bananas Foster or Cherries Jubilee?
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Pork sausage sandwich or beef sausage sandwich?
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Pork sausage sandwich !

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