Grand Rear Admiral MaxJoker`s Non Conformist Confessional Church Thread - Page 3

**billybunter** · July 10th, 2009, 03:36 PM

Forgive me Father, I repent.

Estreeter · July 10th, 2009, 03:40 PM

Forgive me Father GreenSkull for I have sinned, I wasted your time in another thread about a meaningless celebrity that everybody has more than likely forgotten about

**DTravel** · July 10th, 2009, 06:51 PM

Why do you assume I want your absolution?

**scoundrel** · July 10th, 2009, 08:44 PM

I posted youtube links to The Carpenters on VEF, I couldn't stop myself. Its a compulsion...

MaxJoker · July 11th, 2009, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Forgive me Father, I repent.

The DNA test results ain`t through yet , but in leiu of back child support i`ll stamp affirmative pet

Absolution approved

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Forgive me Father GreenSkull for I have sinned, I wasted your time in another thread about a meaningless celebrity that everybody has more than likely forgotten about

But my fellow member there`s nothing to forgive as time is never wasted , well unless it`s spent on a blind date with a total pig

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTravel

Why do you assume I want your absolution?

Well then why contribute on this thread ? , to avoid repeat confusion post elsewhere instead

Attempt at humour denied

Quote:

Originally Posted by scoundrel

I posted youtube links to The Carpenters on VEF, I couldn't stop myself. Its a compulsion...

Another shuddering sin for which i should condemn you and that`s seriously no bluff , then again to link you had to have watched them so on reflection maybe you`ve suffered enough

Absolution only just approved

**tabler** · July 15th, 2009, 10:28 PM

Children, if you need blessing I am working all day tomorrow at the Great Yorkshire show at Harrogate, I will have my laptop with me most of the day and if your around you are more than welcome to buy me beer at the Theakstons tent!
I will absolve you of all Greenskulls crimes (for lots of beer)
PM me if you want redemtion!

MaxJoker · July 16th, 2009, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabler

Children, if you need blessing I am working all day tomorrow at the Great Yorkshire show at Harrogate, I will have my laptop with me most of the day and if your around you are more than welcome to buy me beer at the Theakstons tent!
I will absolve you of all Greenskulls crimes (for lots of beer)
PM me if you want redemtion!

The ultimate blasphemy hath been committed fellow members , and i don`t mean Brother Tabs (So named as he never picks his up) omission of the capital S from my god given username or the fact he`s misspelled redemption

No i`m talking about the assumption that his absolutions are as good at removing those tough to clean soul stains as mine

What sacrilege !

Estreeter · July 16th, 2009, 10:20 PM

Forgive me Cardinal GS, I've not made one single contribution too the forum in 2 days

till now.

Rfan · July 17th, 2009, 06:26 AM

Forgive me GreenSkull for a flagrant disregard of forum rules at one stage.

Perhaps a damn good flogging is in order.

But as Angry from Mayfair put it 'I'd probably enjoy it'.

**Tmee2020** · July 17th, 2009, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by windymiller

I did once have sex with my (ex) girlfiends mum. Well I say 'once', it was actually about half a dozen times. But I do consider myself to have paid suitable penance in light of the cracking right hook to the jaw I recieved from said girlfriend upon the occasion of our last meeting.

Did she say what it was for?!?

July 10th, 2009, 03:40 PM	#22
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,111 Thanks: 449,683 Thanked 896,750 Times in 60,308 Posts	Forgive me Father GreenSkull for I have sinned, I wasted your time in another thread about a meaningless celebrity that everybody has more than likely forgotten about __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 10th, 2009, 06:51 PM	#23
DTravel Lean Mean Screencap Machine Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Better you don't know. Posts: 23,804 Thanks: 10,480 Thanked 207,300 Times in 23,713 Posts	Why do you assume I want your absolution? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I rage and weep for my country. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.

July 10th, 2009, 08:44 PM	#24
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,237 Thanks: 162,389 Thanked 278,409 Times in 26,182 Posts	I posted youtube links to The Carpenters on VEF, I couldn't stop myself. Its a compulsion... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 15th, 2009, 10:28 PM	#26
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,506 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Children, if you need blessing I am working all day tomorrow at the Great Yorkshire show at Harrogate, I will have my laptop with me most of the day and if your around you are more than welcome to buy me beer at the Theakstons tent! I will absolve you of all Greenskulls crimes (for lots of beer) PM me if you want redemtion! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

July 16th, 2009, 10:20 PM	#28
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,111 Thanks: 449,683 Thanked 896,750 Times in 60,308 Posts	Forgive me Cardinal GS, I've not made one single contribution too the forum in 2 daystill now. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 10th, 2009, 03:36 PM	#21
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Forgive me Father, I repent.

July 17th, 2009, 06:26 AM	#29
Rfan Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Tyranny of Distance Posts: 78 Thanks: 463 Thanked 720 Times in 69 Posts	Forgive me GreenSkull for a flagrant disregard of forum rules at one stage. Perhaps a damn good flogging is in order. But as Angry from Mayfair put it 'I'd probably enjoy it'. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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