If You Were MaxJoker

Estreeter · February 8th, 2015, 04:09 PM

What if you woke one morning, had a leak, went a washed your hands, wiped the sleep from your eye's, looked in the mirror and

was lookin' back at ya

What do ya do

The only thing certain for me is I know a bacon, bacon, more bacon and scrambled egg breakfast won't be far....... but from then on ..........God I don't even wanna think

Mods, please delete

**scoundrel** · February 8th, 2015, 04:22 PM

I would go back to bed and sleep some more until he went away. It's clear evidence that I didn't drink enough Scotch.

MaxJoker · February 8th, 2015, 04:37 PM

I`d ask him (Myself as was) straight (Yes fully, despite the slander-Ass rumours begun by jilted former lovers sweatyhat and exfarmer ) in his crossed blood shot eyes out right to admit

If carrying around 19 hefty solid inches puts a strain on his back

Still guess it`s his choice to always have a Samurai sword on his person.

Suppose in (What passes) for his mind it helps make up for his Lilliputian sized genitals

Not that you heard this from me, of course

**Greenman** · February 8th, 2015, 04:41 PM

Well looking back at me from the mirror is Val Kilmer so I would just look and think "I played BATMAN once and was married to Joanne Whalley" so what's to hate?

MaxJoker is a theatre player and is cuirrently starring in "Where's My Trousers?" in the West End, dating Dawn French and greeted warmly at many posh eateries with a "you going to pay your bill this time?"

**scoundrel** · February 8th, 2015, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

MaxJoker is a theatre player and is cuirrently starring in "Where's My Trousers?" in the West End, dating Dawn French and greeted warmly at many posh eateries with a "you going to pay your bill this time?"

You must be thinking of a different MaxJoker, GM. The MaxJoker I know would never visit a restaurant unless he had first made sure that someone else was paying...no, sorry, that's not the real MaxJoker, its the one I see on my mirror sometimes. In fact. it's me.

**ubu55** · February 8th, 2015, 06:40 PM

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**Dimitri Yar** · February 8th, 2015, 06:45 PM

If i were MaxJocker i shoot myself because it will only one MaxJocker

but

sorry

**SanteeFats** · February 8th, 2015, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

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If carrying around 19 hefty solid inches put a strain on his back

Gee Max I didn't realize your belly was so big.

Estreeter · February 9th, 2015, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

MaxJoker is a theatre player and is cuirrently starring in "Where's My Trousers?" in the West End,

Scalping tickets are we GM

What's "Where's My Trousers?" about

**spicoli** · February 9th, 2015, 08:20 AM

I'd be bloody proud of all the women that I have had! And none of them any cost or bother - they just want me body. I'm damn sexy!

February 8th, 2015, 04:09 PM	#1
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scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,239 Thanks: 162,401 Thanked 278,546 Times in 26,184 Posts	I would go back to bed and sleep some more until he went away. It's clear evidence that I didn't drink enough Scotch. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	If You Were MaxJoker I`d ask him (Myself as was) straight (Yes fully, despite the slander-Ass rumours begun by jilted former lovers sweatyhat and exfarmer ) in his crossed blood shot eyes out right to admit If carrying around 19 hefty solid inches puts a strain on his back Still guess it`s his choice to always have a Samurai sword on his person. Suppose in (What passes) for his mind it helps make up for his Lilliputian sized genitals Not that you heard this from me, of course __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	Well looking back at me from the mirror is Val Kilmer so I would just look and think "I played BATMAN once and was married to Joanne Whalley" so what's to hate? MaxJoker is a theatre player and is cuirrently starring in "Where's My Trousers?" in the West End, dating Dawn French and greeted warmly at many posh eateries with a "you going to pay your bill this time?" __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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February 9th, 2015, 08:20 AM	#10
spicoli Veteran Slacker Join Date: May 2010 Location: The Beach Posts: 16,009 Thanks: 132,895 Thanked 707,387 Times in 18,248 Posts	I'd be bloody proud of all the women that I have had! And none of them any cost or bother - they just want me body. I'm damn sexy!