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Nothing with a name like Katyusha could be dangerous.....
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Katyusha is the English translation of Катюша. It's what we call the rocket launchers.
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HO, HO, HO! Said Santa on the streetcorner to some evening ladies...
With the festive season coming upon us very soon (every pun intended there!), I feel the need to remind us all of the religious obligations that are expected of us...which is exactly why these following gifts should protect us all, especially you Cardinal GreenSkull, given that some of our religious leaders over the years have been much less than sacred or spiritually dedicated in their God-given duties:
Of course, not that I am in any way insinuating GS that you would ever sink to these abysmal depths where your spiritual affiliations lie; In fact, I'm hoping you will catch a few of these 'troubled priests' & try each of my plate-offerings in the hope it will teach the others a lesson. The Catholic faith has a lot to answer for, especially as it's responsible for making me so bitter and twisted...not that I ever had any of the experieces related to these gifts, of course... And for those of us here who really can't give a rat's left knacker for religion during the festive season, then here's an extremely appreciative form of worship that I know we will all be applying in our spiritual endeavours: The only problem here is -which do we try first? Or do we have them both at the same time? Ah, the guiding, grasping hand of faith that will make us stagger down the righteous path...
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C'mon palo, give me a break...
I suppose that as you've been getting too much alcohol in your Russian homeland & all the women available for mating by the working classes are as attractive as the backend of a draughthorse, then it's only natural that you'd want the woman more than the beer. And as she's quite happily smiling, then I know she'd be happy for us to have her at the same time as the beer.
And if it's any help on your obviously more than rationed food-front palo, then here's something that will make your festive season brighter & better: Just make sure you leave a little for Tiny Tim; tip toe through the tulips with-a-meeeeeee...
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One for you, Dingo
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What? There's presents? We get presents?
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