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Old March 18th, 2017, 01:54 PM   #4821
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The lasers could be programmed to recognize and fire only at humans.
So how does the laser then tell apart a regular Human from a Yank tourist

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Actually, I haven't one and won't have one
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Old March 18th, 2017, 02:41 PM   #4822
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Perhaps some things can "drive you to drink"? https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2017/0...embarrassment/
Probably the reason why E doesn't visit VEF for over a week sometimes. It takes VEF a week to load where he lives.

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Maybe Australia should declare that quokkas are an endangered species and merit special protection by the Australian government. And maybe they could install some laser beams hidden in trees, so that if a nasty human tries to do violence to a quokka he will be zapped by the laser.
This could become too costly for the tax payer. I suggest the quokkas are properly armed to defend themselves from those human beasts!

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The lasers could be programmed to recognize and fire only at humans. Another thing that could be done is put the quokkas in a special enclosure behind large electric fences, with a big warning sign, saying that if you try to harm a quokka by trying to breech the fence you will be zapped.
So are you going to volunteer to go there and teach the quokka's how to read???
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So how does the laser then tell apart a regular Human from a Yank tourist

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Actually, I haven't one and won't have one
Oh come on E us Yanks just ooze money and are therefore easily recognized by advanced sighting equipment.
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How about lasers on the quokka's? The quokka decides how to zap.
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Or I suppose we could just post signs asking people not to be c%#ts.
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Or I suppose we could just post signs asking people not to be c%#ts.
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Or I suppose we could just post signs asking people not to be c%#ts.
But then where would all the Australians live?
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People are s..t. That's why many of them try to hurt quokkas. Putting up a sign trying to ask them not to hurt these critters won't work. People will just tear down the signs. People only will respect force. That's why lasers, tasers, hidden machine guns, flamethrowers, poison dart guns et al are the only things that will work. Quokkas must be protected!

I think every tourist that comes to Australia be given a special booklet on how to treat and not treat natural wildlife and the severe consequences that may befall them if they digress and try to hurt the animals. A special page should be devoted to quokkas, and big red warning letters and photos showing that if one decides to try to hurt them there will be heavy monetary fines imposed on them, and possible imprisonment!
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But then where would all the Australians live?
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