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March 17th, 2017, 09:56 PM | #4811 |
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Well here it is, almost the third week into Autumn and we are still getting 30'C+ days here in Victoria.
Fcuk off summer, enough already! I knew a TV Producer in New York who originally came from Decatur and she had the cutest accent I've ever heard. I accused her of bunging it on, but she claimed that was the way all Georgians spoke Last edited by Sir Honkers; March 17th, 2017 at 10:17 PM.. |
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Whenever I see commercial on t.v. that have Australians in them, the aussies always appear drunk. Maybe that is the reason that per capita Australia is number 19 on a list of the 191 countries of the world that have the highest rates of per capita drinking of alcohol. For comparison the UK is number 28 and the USA is number 43. Pakistan is at the end with number 191.
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From the fucking knucklehead file:
Man charged after hurling quokka off Rottnest Island jetty A 37-year-old man who allegedly picked up a quokka and flung it off a jetty has been charged over the cruel stunt. Rottnest Police allege the New Zealand national was caught throwing the marsupial near the Rottnest Hotel about 10pm. The quokka survived and was able to swim to shore. The man will appear at Perth Magistrates Court today charged with animal cruelty. Last month, two intoxicated men were filmed kicking a quokka, sending it flying into a wall and chasing it around. The men were charged over the act which was heavily condemned after the footage was posted on social media on February 11. Corey Douglas James, 21, was fined $3500 and a conviction was recorded against his name in the Fremantle Magistrates Court on Monday. His co-accused, who was the man filmed in the video, had his case adjourned until May. The official IUCN Red List classifies the quokka as a vulnerable species as a result of declining populations and damaged habitats.
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Maybe Australia should declare that quokkas are an endangered species and merit special protection by the Australian government. And maybe they could install some laser beams hidden in trees, so that if a nasty human tries to do violence to a quokka he will be zapped by the laser.
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I remember a few years ago a fad called quokka soccer.
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The lasers could be programmed to recognize and fire only at humans. Another thing that could be done is put the quokkas in a special enclosure behind large electric fences, with a big warning sign, saying that if you try to harm a quokka by trying to breech the fence you will be zapped.
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