What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 164

**vo1v0d** · November 21st, 2018, 10:37 PM

For our younger readers who have no idea of back pain an impending sneeze or cough strikes fear like the start of a heart attack

**Mal Hombre** · November 23rd, 2018, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtrain45

I need a new toilet seat.

A poisonous split ? Arsenic ?

**Roubignol** · November 25th, 2018, 09:29 AM

quid = médicament

snot = morve

impending = imminent

A poisonous split = une scission toxique.
poisonous = toxique
split = fissure, division...

I do not understand the meaning.

**Mal Hombre** · November 25th, 2018, 09:49 AM

f the seat is split,You might get a nicked/cut arse-an arse nick

**Oh hi Mark!** · November 25th, 2018, 11:15 AM

NBA player Dwight Howard loves transsexuals. This is just a snippet of what this person has dropped.

It was funny because on Twitter, when I first checked that he was trending, people kept saying stuff that made me think some stat he had was being disputed, something about "rim protection" and whatnot. Then I did a simple Google search of his name, sure enough all that talk meant something else.

**Rogerbh** · November 26th, 2018, 09:05 PM

I have learned today that if I keep breaking dental floss in a certain area in my mouth, I probably shouldn't keep doing that. Instead I kept yanking and breaking floss.

I succeeded in breaking off the top of a crown and now I will get to pay an oral surgeon and my regular dentist around six or seven grand for an extraction, implant, sinus lift and screw in replacement molar.

I am a fucking idiot moron.

**vo1v0d** · November 29th, 2018, 12:05 AM

Downunda wont be the largest island if that floating plastic waste monstrosity grows at its present rate. I didn't see any of those yellow plastic duckies that spilled from that container ten years ago and they got everywher on the worlds currents.
Plastic stirrers being a large culprit? Lets go back to spoons on a chain.
But there are bacteria and enzymes that are capable of dissolving plastic and scientists have tweked them for greater efficiency.
How long before some twat in a white coat supercharges the bacteria and it gets out, eats all the plastic and blasts us back to the stone age

MaxJoker · November 30th, 2018, 02:20 PM

That members still post on this thread about what they've learned , while failing to thank the contributions of their Fellows

Which (In what passes for my mind

) is an action kinda cheesy

Since others daily gained knowledge be as valid as their own and those posts deserve respect.
Heck (Sorry for swearing

) yes I`m typing about spreading that

button love

So don't be unappreciative chaps.
After all , this isn't Russia

Estreeter · December 1st, 2018, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

After all , this isn't Russia

It's not

I thought it was, I come here for the freaks

Guess I learned Russia isn't full of freaks

probably worse now that I think about it

**bloke57** · December 1st, 2018, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Downunda wont be the largest island if that floating plastic waste monstrosity grows at its present rate.

How long before some twat in a white coat supercharges the bacteria and it gets out, eats all the plastic and blasts us back to the stone age

That, if you are old enough to remember, was the scenario of the very first episode of "Doomwatch" on British TV in 1970.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0564476/

November 25th, 2018, 09:29 AM	#1633
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November 21st, 2018, 10:37 PM	#1631
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November 25th, 2018, 11:15 AM	#1635
Oh hi Mark! Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,292 Thanks: 18,688 Thanked 22,172 Times in 1,294 Posts	NBA player Dwight Howard loves transsexuals. This is just a snippet of what this person has dropped. It was funny because on Twitter, when I first checked that he was trending, people kept saying stuff that made me think some stat he had was being disputed, something about "rim protection" and whatnot. Then I did a simple Google search of his name, sure enough all that talk meant something else.

November 26th, 2018, 09:05 PM	#1636
Rogerbh Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Land of the free within reasonable limitations Posts: 10,915 Thanks: 50,529 Thanked 91,235 Times in 10,763 Posts	I have learned today that if I keep breaking dental floss in a certain area in my mouth, I probably shouldn't keep doing that. Instead I kept yanking and breaking floss. I succeeded in breaking off the top of a crown and now I will get to pay an oral surgeon and my regular dentist around six or seven grand for an extraction, implant, sinus lift and screw in replacement molar. I am a fucking idiot moron.

November 29th, 2018, 12:05 AM	#1637
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,253 Thanks: 42,306 Thanked 60,743 Times in 7,467 Posts	Downunda wont be the largest island if that floating plastic waste monstrosity grows at its present rate. I didn't see any of those yellow plastic duckies that spilled from that container ten years ago and they got everywher on the worlds currents. Plastic stirrers being a large culprit? Lets go back to spoons on a chain. But there are bacteria and enzymes that are capable of dissolving plastic and scientists have tweked them for greater efficiency. How long before some twat in a white coat supercharges the bacteria and it gets out, eats all the plastic and blasts us back to the stone age