What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 161

**Mal Hombre** · November 12th, 2018, 04:25 PM

Whereas The Kings Theatre in Southsea has no panto poster,Surely they're not ashamed of this stellar cast..

**Wendigo** · November 12th, 2018, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That the Theatre Royal Norwich has another all star cast lined up for it`s Christmas panto

altogether .... oh no it hasn't !!!!

Like their careers, it's behind them

**sandhunter** · November 12th, 2018, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

At least we get Rachael Stevens.

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Whereas The Kings Theatre in Southsea has no panto poster,Surely they're not ashamed of this stellar cast..

You guys are lucky as here in the desert all we get is the same old tired retread of a show put on by a has-been musician way past his prime , and a few of his friends

MaxJoker · November 13th, 2018, 03:47 AM

"Norwich Christmas Lights Switch On.
From Thursday 15th November 2018 18:00 to 22:00

Don't miss the party of the year when the streets of Norwich sparkle and shine and music fills the night at the annual Christmas Switch-on.

There'll be a parade with Father Christmas, entertainment in front of City Hall and the switching on of the city centre lights from 6pm.

The Tunnel of Light is back this year! The tunnel will be going live at the same time as the lights in the City. To get in on the action use the hashtag #MyTunnelOfLight on both Twitter and Instagram when posting your photos.

And for even more excitement the projections on the Castle are back. This year the projections will show a variety of films, for everyone to enjoy. "

The riveting read continues

"Councillor Alan Waters, leader of Norwich City Council, said: “Our Christmas Switch On promises to be a wonderful evening for families to start feeling festive, and I look forward to seeing the city illuminated again."

Yeah promises to be a wonderful evening.
Just like the council at the beginning of every year promise not to be useless money wasting cretinous cunts throughout the following twelve months. Yet always are

2017 saw Helen McDermott (Even she doesn't know who she is) switch on the lights

Still could be worse , and was in 2016 when Ed Balls came to Norwich to do the honours

Uh huh , that skid mark along with his buddy Gordon came up with the idea in 1997 to deregulate the banks. Introduce PFI (Look it up sons). Plus couldn't wait to sign on the dotted line with others blood in going to Iraq and Afghanistan

What did the crowds do.
Boo

Rage

Rush the stage

No they cheered and clapped at the chinless spineless giggling twat

Telling you Fellow Forum Fellas our public have the memories of humming birds

"Deeeeeeeeep calming breathes"

Anyway , you`ll never guess what glittering stars our piss poor excuse for a council have managed to nab (Bidding war across the region must of been intense) for 2018.
Jack and Tim Goodacre !!

Yes that`s right , Jack and ........ what

Needed to Google.
Appears it`s a father and son duo from Eccles who rose to fame (Down their street maybe I suppose) on the most recent series of Britain`s Got Talent (Oxymoron title much) . Bloody hell. Say`s they've been chosen to turn on the city’s festive lights this year.
Chosen

Over whom

If it`s over the return of Balls then ok.

Also for those seeing this and thinking how lovely

The reality of who`ll mainly be going through that tunnel is slightly less festive

**Dropped52** · November 14th, 2018, 07:08 PM

My beard itches, gold bond non medicated baby powder helps it not but then I look like I slept on a mountain of blow face down.

**wimbo77** · November 15th, 2018, 07:41 PM

Norwich sounds like a place Morrissey could write some depressing lyrics.

**rosestone** · November 16th, 2018, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wimbo77

Norwich sounds like a place Morrissey could write some depressing lyrics.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Boo
Rage
Rush the stage
No they cheered and clapped at the chinless spineless giggling twat

I think those are Morrissey lyrics.

**judy84** · November 17th, 2018, 09:30 AM

New Xmas panto;

The European Union is proud to present as its 2018 Christmas Pantomine the Story of ‘Pinnochio’ starring Theresa May and a full supporting cast of puppets played by members of the British cabinet.

The part of the good fairy, who explains to Pinnochio that her nose is growing because she has been economical with the truth, is played by Andrea Leadsom

Tickets available for 40 billion each. No discounts for Party members or Tory voters. Please approach the box office respectfully on your hands and knees

Estreeter · November 17th, 2018, 10:28 AM

Today I Learned.......

Teenage boys need a good belting for fucking up

Saw a 14, maybe 15 year old spit at the face of some bloke because he didn't give him a smoke, happened about 10 feet from me, so the older bloke just smacked him right across the mouth .... and I laughed

Didn't know either of them, but boy did that kid learn a had and fast lesson, serves him right for asking for stiff from total strangers

**wimbo77** · November 17th, 2018, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

...the older bloke just smacked him right across the mouth

If he did that in the Uk he'd probably get done for assault and the little b***** who spat on him would have the law on his side instead.

November 12th, 2018, 04:25 PM	#1601
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November 13th, 2018, 03:47 AM	#1604
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	What Have You Learned Today ? "Norwich Christmas Lights Switch On. From Thursday 15th November 2018 18:00 to 22:00 Don't miss the party of the year when the streets of Norwich sparkle and shine and music fills the night at the annual Christmas Switch-on. There'll be a parade with Father Christmas, entertainment in front of City Hall and the switching on of the city centre lights from 6pm. The Tunnel of Light is back this year! The tunnel will be going live at the same time as the lights in the City. To get in on the action use the hashtag #MyTunnelOfLight on both Twitter and Instagram when posting your photos. And for even more excitement the projections on the Castle are back. This year the projections will show a variety of films, for everyone to enjoy. " The riveting read continues "Councillor Alan Waters, leader of Norwich City Council, said: “Our Christmas Switch On promises to be a wonderful evening for families to start feeling festive, and I look forward to seeing the city illuminated again." Yeah promises to be a wonderful evening. Just like the council at the beginning of every year promise not to be useless money wasting cretinous cunts throughout the following twelve months. Yet always are 2017 saw Helen McDermott (Even she doesn't know who she is) switch on the lights Still could be worse , and was in 2016 when Ed Balls came to Norwich to do the honours Uh huh , that skid mark along with his buddy Gordon came up with the idea in 1997 to deregulate the banks. Introduce PFI (Look it up sons). Plus couldn't wait to sign on the dotted line with others blood in going to Iraq and Afghanistan What did the crowds do. Boo Rage Rush the stage No they cheered and clapped at the chinless spineless giggling twat Telling you Fellow Forum Fellas our public have the memories of humming birds "Deeeeeeeeep calming breathes" Anyway , you`ll never guess what glittering stars our piss poor excuse for a council have managed to nab (Bidding war across the region must of been intense) for 2018. Jack and Tim Goodacre !! Yes that`s right , Jack and ........ what Needed to Google. Appears it`s a father and son duo from Eccles who rose to fame (Down their street maybe I suppose) on the most recent series of Britain`s Got Talent (Oxymoron title much) . Bloody hell. Say`s they've been chosen to turn on the city’s festive lights this year. Chosen Over whom If it`s over the return of Balls then ok. Also for those seeing this and thinking how lovely The reality of who`ll mainly be going through that tunnel is slightly less festive __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 15th, 2018, 07:41 PM	#1606
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November 17th, 2018, 10:28 AM	#1609
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,591 Times in 60,391 Posts	Today I Learned....... Teenage boys need a good belting for fucking up Saw a 14, maybe 15 year old spit at the face of some bloke because he didn't give him a smoke, happened about 10 feet from me, so the older bloke just smacked him right across the mouth .... and I laughed Didn't know either of them, but boy did that kid learn a had and fast lesson, serves him right for asking for stiff from total strangers __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 17th, 2018, 09:30 AM	#1608
judy84 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Wilts Posts: 2,008 Thanks: 34,481 Thanked 21,442 Times in 2,021 Posts	New Xmas panto; The European Union is proud to present as its 2018 Christmas Pantomine the Story of ‘Pinnochio’ starring Theresa May and a full supporting cast of puppets played by members of the British cabinet. The part of the good fairy, who explains to Pinnochio that her nose is growing because she has been economical with the truth, is played by Andrea Leadsom Tickets available for 40 billion each. No discounts for Party members or Tory voters. Please approach the box office respectfully on your hands and knees