Post your corny jokes - Page 1321

**fatrat1** · March 19th, 2018, 04:57 PM

Doing The Times crossword this morning & the clue was Deja Vu. I'm sure I've came across that clue before.

**trailmaster** · March 20th, 2018, 11:59 AM

Q: What do you get if you put 30 Arab women in a bomb shelter?
A: A full set of teeth!

Q: Why don't Arabs take their wives to football games?
A: Because they jump the fence and eat the grass!

Q: When is the only time you can spit in an Arab woman's face?
A: When her mustache is on fire!

Q: Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Suadi Arabia?
A: They coudn't find three wise men!

Q: Why did they close the Iraqi National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.

Q: How do you get an Arab out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.

Q: Why did little Ahmed want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole.

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!

**fatrat1** · March 20th, 2018, 01:35 PM

On my holiday to Wales last year, I saw a farmer doing something to his sheep. I asked him if he was Shearing? He told me to piss off and get my own sheep.

**fatrat1** · March 20th, 2018, 01:39 PM

Due the recent storms a large oak tree was uprooted and killed a family of immigrants. The local council spokesman offered his condolences and said he didn't realise the family were living in the tree.

petvictor · March 20th, 2018, 06:23 PM

Top Secret!!!,,,With all the controversy over Russia, Theresa May has asked the Irish Government to help out,So they"ve sent the Irish SAS in to Russia with orders to ""Take Vladimir Putin out",,,,,Last night they went the pictures and tonight their going ten pin bowling,,,,

**fatrat1** · March 20th, 2018, 08:44 PM

Why did God give the Scots Whisky & the Irish the potato?

A. The Irish had first choice.

**fatrat1** · March 20th, 2018, 08:46 PM

For Christmas I got a Action Man Deserter. I opened the box & it was empty.

**fatrat1** · March 22nd, 2018, 02:50 AM

Two Irishmen in bed. One says to the other "I don't think much of this wife swapping lark."

**fatrat1** · March 22nd, 2018, 02:58 AM

Irishman coming out of a Belfast pub one night, started walking down the road when suddenly he's been pushed against the wall with a gun pointed at his head. A voice says "What religion are you" The man thinks shit if I say Catholic he could be a loyalist, if I say Protestant he could be a republican. The man says "I'm Jewish" The voice then replies "I must be the luckiest Arab in the whole of Ireland."

petvictor · March 22nd, 2018, 03:23 PM

Why did the Chewing Gum cross the road ?

Cos it was stuck to the chickens foot,,,

March 19th, 2018, 04:57 PM	#13201
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Doing The Times crossword this morning & the clue was Deja Vu. I'm sure I've came across that clue before. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2018, 01:35 PM	#13203
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	On my holiday to Wales last year, I saw a farmer doing something to his sheep. I asked him if he was Shearing? He told me to piss off and get my own sheep. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2018, 01:39 PM	#13204
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Due the recent storms a large oak tree was uprooted and killed a family of immigrants. The local council spokesman offered his condolences and said he didn't realise the family were living in the tree. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2018, 08:44 PM	#13206
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Why did God give the Scots Whisky & the Irish the potato? A. The Irish had first choice. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2018, 08:46 PM	#13207
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	For Christmas I got a Action Man Deserter. I opened the box & it was empty. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2018, 11:59 AM	#13202
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,235 Times in 60,071 Posts	Q: What do you get if you put 30 Arab women in a bomb shelter? A: A full set of teeth! Q: Why don't Arabs take their wives to football games? A: Because they jump the fence and eat the grass! Q: When is the only time you can spit in an Arab woman's face? A: When her mustache is on fire! Q: Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Suadi Arabia? A: They coudn't find three wise men! Q: Why did they close the Iraqi National Library? A: Someone stole the book. Q: How do you get an Arab out of the bath? A: Turn on the water. Q: Why did little Ahmed want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama. Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole. Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!

March 20th, 2018, 06:23 PM	#13205
petvictor Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 56 Thanks: 1,012 Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts	Top Secret!!!,,,With all the controversy over Russia, Theresa May has asked the Irish Government to help out,So they"ve sent the Irish SAS in to Russia with orders to ""Take Vladimir Putin out",,,,,Last night they went the pictures and tonight their going ten pin bowling,,,,

March 22nd, 2018, 02:50 AM	#13208
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Two Irishmen in bed. One says to the other "I don't think much of this wife swapping lark." __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 22nd, 2018, 02:58 AM	#13209
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Irishman coming out of a Belfast pub one night, started walking down the road when suddenly he's been pushed against the wall with a gun pointed at his head. A voice says "What religion are you" The man thinks shit if I say Catholic he could be a loyalist, if I say Protestant he could be a republican. The man says "I'm Jewish" The voice then replies "I must be the luckiest Arab in the whole of Ireland." __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 22nd, 2018, 03:23 PM	#13210
petvictor Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 56 Thanks: 1,012 Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts	Why did the Chewing Gum cross the road ? Cos it was stuck to the chickens foot,,,

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