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November 16th, 2017, 10:18 AM | #12801 |
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November 16th, 2017, 10:20 AM | #12802 |
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Black Friday is coming up, so remember Retail language:
"Need help finding a size?" = Please stop fucking up my display "I can put that back for you" = you're going to fuck up my display "Let me hold your items for you" = So you dont leave this somewhere and fuck up a display |
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November 16th, 2017, 10:23 AM | #12803 |
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In the U.S. "Black Friday" starts the day after the Thansgiving holiday. It is the beginning of the crazy Christmas shopping period where everystore in the entire nation has practically everything on sale. It is estimated that more than 30% of an entire years sales are made during this period from November 24 up to December 25th.
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What's the difference between Clinton and a hamburger? Some women in Arkansas never had a hamburger.
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November 17th, 2017, 12:50 AM | #12810 |
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