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591. All women love anal sex and some love it so much, they go straight from foreplay to anal sex and their pussies gets neglected.
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592: All women love the taste of sh*t on a penis, which is why they always shove it their mouths just after it's been up their arses.
Edit: Looking that the numbers in the previous 2 posts it seems the number I should've used for this post is 593.
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Posters! Mind the numbering sequence. We are now +4
597. While it has been well observed that the main job of nurses is to shag the patients, what is less known is that if you are sharing a hospital room, and your neighbor is getting shagged, just asked the nurse to send one of her co-workers in. She will gladly ring the special call button and in no time a nurse will arrive to shag you as well.
598. You and your room mate will switch nurses before the sexual encounter is over. 599. A DP with the first nurse who shows up is not required, but always available.
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600. It only takes 2-5 sips of an alcoholic beverage to turn a shy damsel into a horny slut.
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601. When the TV stops working and a woman is alone at home, the guy entering the room in order to repair the device will end up having action with her soon.
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602. Contrary to reason, logic and experience slutty girls ho haa's are tight, very tight.
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it is common to have physical relations on a large living room sofa of a palatial house or kitchen counter and when caught by a third party, both women must form their mouths into Os with hands on cheeks even though they witnessed being caught from 20 or 30 feet away. The lucky guy simply puts both hands up flat out without concern with a smirk.
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