Who had the WEAKEST cum shot in Vintage Porn ?

BeerBelly · January 13th, 2008, 11:36 AM

Guy screaming he is gonna cum and viewers waiting for a sperm tidal wave when in reality the performer of your choice provided, with regularity, a dribble of sperm running down the tip of his todger and onto the floor in front of him and leaving the girl with 30 secs to the end of the clip trying to think of some way to save the scene.

I nominate Joey Silvera as the undisputed king of the atrocious male performers in vintage porn. A cum shot you could bet your months salary on to be an utter disappointment and a penis like a hairy chippolata sausage . There were lots of male performers who quite plainly sucked in every category , Silvera is my top choice, who had the weakest cum shot in vintage porn in YOUR opinion ?

BB

texxxxxxx · January 13th, 2008, 11:49 AM

Weakest cum shot: Tony Tedeschi

kangaroo · January 13th, 2008, 06:25 PM

Wayne Small. Period.

**Mr.Bungle** · January 13th, 2008, 07:26 PM

Now Here's a topic!

The field's crowded, but I offer up Paul Thomas. Lots of "ooh, I'm gonna cum", with furious self-stroking, followed by one or two tiny dollops that actually escape the fate of their brothers, but the rest drizzles down his hand. Being a trained actor, I think he believes he let loose a massive spray but, alas, the proof is in his pudding. As some old writer guy once said, his cumshots are "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing".

Joey101 · January 14th, 2008, 03:29 AM

Don't agree with your choice of Silvera - I've seen him blast some huge loads like with Marilyn Jess in Barbara Dare's Roman Adventure. Compared with Randy "invisible cumshot" West and Billy "dribble" Dee he seems like another Peter North!

mm4c3k · January 14th, 2008, 04:04 AM

ha. i've had faucets that dripped more than randy west

sorren24 · January 14th, 2008, 12:35 PM

I'd have to disagree with the joey silvera. In California taboo, he blasted Shanna McCullough in her face. I'd go with Tony Tedeshi

**Xxphd** · January 14th, 2008, 03:07 PM

Could it be some of these guys had an occasional bad day when they had to 'deliver'?
I remember J. Silvera in his younger days hitting Loni Sanders in the face with his first jet (see pic)

source: "Brief Affair" (1982)

pornagrafer · January 14th, 2008, 05:02 PM

Can't believe I would be chiming in but saw thread when looking for a particular movie. However, now that I'm here, Tony Ted and Randy West. Jerry Butler should be in the thread, couldn't get it hard despite being with ..... (you name the hottest porn stars, Shauna Grant, B. Dare, etc.), to be placed in both would be J. Morgan.

kokorub · January 14th, 2008, 05:23 PM

I was going to say Randy West. I keep thinking that the actress must feel insulted. lol

January 13th, 2008, 11:36 AM	#1
BeerBelly Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 80 Thanks: 8 Thanked 650 Times in 74 Posts	Who had the WEAKEST cum shot in Vintage Porn ? Guy screaming he is gonna cum and viewers waiting for a sperm tidal wave when in reality the performer of your choice provided, with regularity, a dribble of sperm running down the tip of his todger and onto the floor in front of him and leaving the girl with 30 secs to the end of the clip trying to think of some way to save the scene. I nominate Joey Silvera as the undisputed king of the atrocious male performers in vintage porn. A cum shot you could bet your months salary on to be an utter disappointment and a penis like a hairy chippolata sausage . There were lots of male performers who quite plainly sucked in every category , Silvera is my top choice, who had the weakest cum shot in vintage porn in YOUR opinion ? BB

January 13th, 2008, 07:26 PM	#4
Mr.Bungle Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 4,069 Thanks: 4,274 Thanked 189,157 Times in 4,171 Posts	Now Here's a topic! The field's crowded, but I offer up Paul Thomas. Lots of "ooh, I'm gonna cum", with furious self-stroking, followed by one or two tiny dollops that actually escape the fate of their brothers, but the rest drizzles down his hand. Being a trained actor, I think he believes he let loose a massive spray but, alas, the proof is in his pudding. As some old writer guy once said, his cumshots are "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing". __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Mr.Bungle; January 14th, 2008 at 09:21 AM..

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Xxphd R.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 6,562 Thanks: 37,001 Thanked 77,414 Times in 5,393 Posts	load, aim, fire.. Could it be some of these guys had an occasional bad day when they had to 'deliver'? I remember J. Silvera in his younger days hitting Loni Sanders in the face with his first jet (see pic) source: "Brief Affair" (1982) __________________ We got to let love rule. Last edited by Xxphd; January 14th, 2008 at 03:39 PM..

January 13th, 2008, 11:49 AM	#2
texxxxxxx Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 7 Thanks: 115 Thanked 99 Times in 7 Posts	Weakest cum shot: Tony Tedeschi

January 13th, 2008, 06:25 PM	#3
kangaroo Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9 Thanks: 5 Thanked 23 Times in 8 Posts	Wayne Small. Period.

January 14th, 2008, 03:29 AM	#5
Joey101 Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 17 Thanks: 812 Thanked 81 Times in 14 Posts	Don't agree with your choice of Silvera - I've seen him blast some huge loads like with Marilyn Jess in Barbara Dare's Roman Adventure. Compared with Randy "invisible cumshot" West and Billy "dribble" Dee he seems like another Peter North!

January 14th, 2008, 04:04 AM	#6
mm4c3k Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 14 Thanks: 3,080 Thanked 94 Times in 10 Posts	ha. i've had faucets that dripped more than randy west

January 14th, 2008, 12:35 PM	#7
sorren24 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 25 Thanks: 319 Thanked 98 Times in 20 Posts	I'd have to disagree with the joey silvera. In California taboo, he blasted Shanna McCullough in her face. I'd go with Tony Tedeshi

January 14th, 2008, 05:02 PM	#9
pornagrafer Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 29 Thanks: 390 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Can't believe I would be chiming in but saw thread when looking for a particular movie. However, now that I'm here, Tony Ted and Randy West. Jerry Butler should be in the thread, couldn't get it hard despite being with ..... (you name the hottest porn stars, Shauna Grant, B. Dare, etc.), to be placed in both would be J. Morgan.

January 14th, 2008, 05:23 PM	#10
kokorub Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6 Thanks: 1 Thanked 48 Times in 5 Posts	I was going to say Randy West. I keep thinking that the actress must feel insulted. lol