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October 2nd, 2015, 02:55 PM | #10131 |
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October 2nd, 2015, 03:19 PM | #10132 |
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A bloke was driving along in his car, minding his own business, when
a cop car pulled him over. As he got out of the car a huge pile of rubbish and crap fell out of the driver's door and onto the cop's feet. "This car is a fucking pig - sty!" the copper snarled "Well, you better hop in then " the bloke said with a smile. A bloke buys a camel from some shonk on a street corner, and he proudly rides it into the pub car park, causing a bit of a stir with the local drinkers. "Nice camel, mate" , one of his drinking commented. "Is it male or female?" "Female!" the bloke beamed. "How do you know" his mate enquired." "Well" , the bloke explained, "On the way here today, at least twenty people yelled out: 'Hey - look at the cunt on the camel! |
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October 2nd, 2015, 08:04 PM | #10133 |
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Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland ‘
The other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’ The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?’ The other bloke answers, ‘I’m from Dublin , I am.’ The first one responds, ‘So am I!’ ‘Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’ The other bloke says, ‘A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.’ The first one says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?’ The other bloke answers, ‘Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.’ The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?’ The other bloke answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’ The first one exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!’ About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink. Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’ Vicky asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’ ‘The Murphy twins are drunk again.’
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October 4th, 2015, 11:37 AM | #10134 |
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I once interviewed Sting for a job. I read everything on his CV. Still knew nothing about him.
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From contributor Bill Littlejohn: “ Taylor Swift’s publicist, in the wake of several MLB teams suddenly going cold after one of her concerts in their cities (like San Diego), denies that there’s a Taylor Swift Curse. She says the only thing Taylor curses are her ex-boyfriends.”
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Scandinavian Immigrant Humor, cont'd.
Ole was on his way to the outhouse when he saw that Sven was already there. But Sven wasn't using the facilities, he was busy throwing coins, keys, jewelry and his watch into the accumulated post-digestive material. Ole asked, "Whatcha doin' there Sven?" Sven replied, "I dropped a dime, but ten cents, dat ain't worth goin' ta git."
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