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August 21st, 2018, 09:11 PM

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I wish Me a girl Big Game Fishing..

We don't use nets or canes anymore.

I simply wish me a fiery redhead with a fringe hair cut and great big boobs.

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September 2nd, 2018, 12:29 PM

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Here You go..Careful it's a big one..I've said that before too..

I wish Me a girl Big Game Fishing..

I wish me a girl who follows the rues

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September 15th, 2018, 04:47 PM	#3623
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	I assume you meant "rules" Here's Amia, sitting at her desk, following the rules and waiting to obey the teacher. Too bad he's a perv. I wish me a cheerleader doing the splits and showing her bush. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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September 30th, 2018, 05:43 PM	#3624
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,819 Times in 1,241 Posts	Here´s a cheerleader showing her bush: I wish me a girl singing along to You can´t always get what you want with fantasy. Last edited by Silklover; October 1st, 2018 at 08:23 AM..

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September 23rd, 2019, 08:43 PM	#3625
hans62utr Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,818 Thanks: 44,266 Thanked 111,423 Times in 7,878 Posts	Anyone interested in restarting this thread? Last question was a difficult one, but I gave it a try ... (It’s animated, just click the picture.) I wish me a girl with a big naked ass and a very sweet smile. Hans

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September 23rd, 2019, 10:10 PM	#3626
Glen Quagmire Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Quahog Posts: 7,850 Thanks: 349,670 Thanked 135,752 Times in 7,868 Posts	Here you go. Look at that smile. I wish me a girl with big boobs eating pizza and drinking beer. __________________ If a image or a link is broken, please send me a pm so I can fix it. Giggidy giggidy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 24th, 2019, 07:05 AM	#3627
hans62utr Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,818 Thanks: 44,266 Thanked 111,423 Times in 7,878 Posts	Wouldn’t you love to have a bite with her ... (Carolina Luchtenberg) I wish me a girl sleeping in public accidentally showing a massive cleavage ...

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September 24th, 2019, 05:14 PM

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I wish me a girl sleeping in public accidentally showing a massive cleavage ...

Doze See d'oh!

I wish me a natural freckled redhead amateur...relaxing

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September 24th, 2019, 10:01 PM

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I wish me a natural freckled redhead amateur...relaxing

I wish me a big breasted girl having her bush shaved.

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September 25th, 2019, 06:26 PM	#3630
hans62utr Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,818 Thanks: 44,266 Thanked 111,423 Times in 7,878 Posts	Here she is. Or did you mean that is she is being shaved by someone? I wish me a blond big butt girl naked or in string cooking diner.

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