The corrupt a wish game - Page 319

**trailmaster** · November 29th, 2016, 10:14 PM

Wish granted. You are playing a wonderful round of golf with your new Callaway clubs at the Hamilton Island Golf Course, one of the Whitlands isles off the coast of Queensland, Australia. The sun is shining. the breezes are mild and cool. You have just hit your ball onto the third green, a par 4 hole. As you approach the hole you hear a strange sound, sort of a grunting sound. You think nothing of it. Your ball is just a few feet from the pin. Your caddie removes the pin so you can hit. The ball goes straight into the hole. Just as you stick your hand into the hole to retrieve your ball out of the hole comes the mouth of a crocodile and grabs you by the throat and pulls you screaming into the hole. Unknown to you the hole lay above a freshwater grotto which led to the sea.

I wish to be able to travel through time and stop in the future or the past.

**Sir Honkers** · November 30th, 2016, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish to be able to travel through time and stop in the future or the past.

Granted. Having conveniently forgotten your own warnings about the dangers of fiddling with the timeline, you wake in the middle of the night to see a furry, half Quokka/half Trailmaster hybrid standing at the end of your bed and screaming something about punching sharks in the eye before stabbing you in the chest with a sharpened bunyip.
I wish Callaway made a 9 iron that doubled as a club for bashing in crocodile heads.

**ruffroundedges** · November 30th, 2016, 02:07 AM

I wish Callaway made a 9 iron that doubled as a club for bashing in crocodile heads.[/QUOTE]

Granted: You now own the Callaway croc basher 9 iron. Otherwise known as a hockey stick. You are drafted by the Chicago Blackhawks and Trailmaster finally goes to a game. Sitting in the front row he watches as you are boarded and your face is mashed into the glass. You are carried off on a stretcher as the crowd sings "Na na naa naa"

I wish The Leafs will win the cup this year

**trailmaster** · November 30th, 2016, 11:43 AM

Wish granted. The Toronto Maple Leafs have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, yet they make it into the finals this year. Their bus is now on the way to the stadium. It is a very bad cold winter day, in fact the bus is driving through a raging blizzard. The bus driver is having a hard time seeing the road because of all the blowing snow, and all of a sudden the bus hits a tree that was knocked down from the high winds and heavy snow. The bus has to stop. Everone gets out to hep push the tree out of the way, so the bus can continue it's journey to the stadium. Just then the men hear a loud howl, and a huge shadowy figure steps out of the woods. It is roughly man shaped , but it is 11 feet tall, and has thick powerful arms and legs. The men shout: "It's Bigfoot, Bigfoot", but before they can run the huge black figure grabs the bus, picks it up as if it was a toy and throws it down on the players crushing all of them. The bus is so mangled that the bus driver who had remained inside is crushed too.

I wish to be to be be rich and live in a big mansion on Rottnest Island off the southwestern coast of Australia. I will be the caretaker of all the quokkas that live on the island.

**Sir Honkers** · December 1st, 2016, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish to be to be be rich and live in a big mansion on Rottnest Island off the southwestern coast of Australia. I will be the caretaker of all the quokkas that live on the island.

Granted. The big day comes and you move into your mansion. In all the excitement you fail to notice a figure lurking in the undergrowth. It is Robbie Nornang Wong, mad scientist and amateur geneticist who has escaped from a loony bin in the 33rd century and travelled back in time to make sure that his arch-nemesis, the legendary Trailmaster the XXIV, is never born.
He intends to do this by ensuring the beloved superhero's many times great grandfather never has offspring.
To that end, Wong waits until the lights in your mansion go out and then he approaches your bedroom window clutching a quokka in one hand and a genesplicer in the other and muttering what sounds like 'hybrid' while laughing dementedly.
Tomorrow I wish to hit a hole in one...in front of at least twenty fellow golfers.

**trailmaster** · December 1st, 2016, 12:50 PM

Wish granted. You've decided to take a vacation and travel to America to play in the state of Florida which has some of the most unusual golf courses in the world. One of them is in the city of Ponte Vedra Beach a city on the upper northwestern part of Florida. The name of the course is Sawgrass. This is where the famous Players Championship is held every year on the PGA. The fantastic thing about this course is that almost every fairway has some type of waterway near it, such as a small stream, brook, or pond. It also has the famous island green, where golfers have to hit a ball over 125 yards over the water so the ball lands on a very small island where the hole is. If you hit the ball too hard it will sail over the island and land in the water. Too soft it won't make it to the island and land in the water, and too high the ball will hit the island, but bounce into the air and then fall into the water. You are now at the tee of the famous 17th island green hole. You make a great shot and your ball lands within ten feet of the hole. You take that famous walk that hundreds of all the worlds greatest players like Tiger Woods, and Phil Mickelson, and Padraig Harrington, Adam Scott, and Geoff Ogilvy have taken to get to the tee. Luck though is just not with you today, because just as you make your shot an American alligator comes out of the water and grabs your leg and pulls you screaming into the water. There is a lot of struggling and then a tremendous gush of blood and some of your clothes float up from the depths of the pool. Later on divers find parts of your mostly eaten skeleton.

I wish that my favorite big boob model Milena Velba would be waiting for me one night in my bedroom so that we could make wild bunny love all night.

**ruffroundedges** · December 2nd, 2016, 01:21 AM

Wish granted: You arrive home from dodging "Bikers" On your afternoon drive and find Mistress Milena waiting for you. She is not pleased with your tawdriness and makes short shrift of your excuses.
Cracking her whip she orders you to disrobe and please her immediately, unfortunately for you the bunny she has in mind takes AA batteries and shes the one that controls it.
You walk funny for days.

I wish I could buy Christmas presents for all the VEF members and have them delivered by Trailmaster dressed as Santa. Then TM could open his present of a plane ticket to Australia

Bill derBerg · December 2nd, 2016, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

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I wish I could buy Christmas presents for all the VEF members and have them delivered by Trailmaster dressed as Santa. Then TM could open his present of a plane ticket to Australia

Granted. Santa "Trailmaster" Claus delivers all the presents, thanks for the new computer by the way, and all seems well. However, when TM arrives in Oz they want to know what they did to deserve such a fate. Peeved the government sends you what looks like a gift box of chocolates only its full of funnel spiders. VEF members open a kick starter fund to buy you a lovely headstone.

I wish for a harem made up of the ladies posted to http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t27...f-the-day.html today.

**Sir Honkers** · December 2nd, 2016, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill derBerg

I wish for a harem made up of the ladies posted to http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t27...f-the-day.html today.

Granted. They bury your emaciated body next to TM's. The kick starter fund for you raises even less money for a headstone than his.
I wish that it was 1970 and I was eighteen and off to see the world for the first time again.

Bill derBerg · December 2nd, 2016, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

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I wish that it was 1970 and I was eighteen and off to see the world for the first time again.

Painfully Logical Genie wants to point out that as soon as your wish is fulfilled his computer will cease to exist as will this forum and all the characters which inhabit this space. So before time is turned back to 1970, I would like to say "Yes, she does do anal." As soon as loosegoose clicks the Thanks button his wish will be granted and we shall all cease to exist.

I wish the Thanks button to disappear, again.

November 30th, 2016, 02:07 AM	#3183
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,991 Times in 5,282 Posts	I wish Callaway made a 9 iron that doubled as a club for bashing in crocodile heads.[/QUOTE] Granted: You now own the Callaway croc basher 9 iron. Otherwise known as a hockey stick. You are drafted by the Chicago Blackhawks and Trailmaster finally goes to a game. Sitting in the front row he watches as you are boarded and your face is mashed into the glass. You are carried off on a stretcher as the crowd sings "Na na naa naa" I wish The Leafs will win the cup this year __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 2nd, 2016, 01:21 AM	#3187
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,991 Times in 5,282 Posts	Wish granted: You arrive home from dodging "Bikers" On your afternoon drive and find Mistress Milena waiting for you. She is not pleased with your tawdriness and makes short shrift of your excuses. Cracking her whip she orders you to disrobe and please her immediately, unfortunately for you the bunny she has in mind takes AA batteries and shes the one that controls it. You walk funny for days. I wish I could buy Christmas presents for all the VEF members and have them delivered by Trailmaster dressed as Santa. Then TM could open his present of a plane ticket to Australia __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 29th, 2016, 10:14 PM	#3181
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,874 Thanks: 1,328,806 Thanked 707,018 Times in 60,047 Posts	Wish granted. You are playing a wonderful round of golf with your new Callaway clubs at the Hamilton Island Golf Course, one of the Whitlands isles off the coast of Queensland, Australia. The sun is shining. the breezes are mild and cool. You have just hit your ball onto the third green, a par 4 hole. As you approach the hole you hear a strange sound, sort of a grunting sound. You think nothing of it. Your ball is just a few feet from the pin. Your caddie removes the pin so you can hit. The ball goes straight into the hole. Just as you stick your hand into the hole to retrieve your ball out of the hole comes the mouth of a crocodile and grabs you by the throat and pulls you screaming into the hole. Unknown to you the hole lay above a freshwater grotto which led to the sea. I wish to be able to travel through time and stop in the future or the past.

November 30th, 2016, 11:43 AM	#3184
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,874 Thanks: 1,328,806 Thanked 707,018 Times in 60,047 Posts	Wish granted. The Toronto Maple Leafs have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, yet they make it into the finals this year. Their bus is now on the way to the stadium. It is a very bad cold winter day, in fact the bus is driving through a raging blizzard. The bus driver is having a hard time seeing the road because of all the blowing snow, and all of a sudden the bus hits a tree that was knocked down from the high winds and heavy snow. The bus has to stop. Everone gets out to hep push the tree out of the way, so the bus can continue it's journey to the stadium. Just then the men hear a loud howl, and a huge shadowy figure steps out of the woods. It is roughly man shaped , but it is 11 feet tall, and has thick powerful arms and legs. The men shout: "It's Bigfoot, Bigfoot", but before they can run the huge black figure grabs the bus, picks it up as if it was a toy and throws it down on the players crushing all of them. The bus is so mangled that the bus driver who had remained inside is crushed too. I wish to be to be be rich and live in a big mansion on Rottnest Island off the southwestern coast of Australia. I will be the caretaker of all the quokkas that live on the island.

December 1st, 2016, 12:50 PM	#3186
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,874 Thanks: 1,328,806 Thanked 707,018 Times in 60,047 Posts	Wish granted. You've decided to take a vacation and travel to America to play in the state of Florida which has some of the most unusual golf courses in the world. One of them is in the city of Ponte Vedra Beach a city on the upper northwestern part of Florida. The name of the course is Sawgrass. This is where the famous Players Championship is held every year on the PGA. The fantastic thing about this course is that almost every fairway has some type of waterway near it, such as a small stream, brook, or pond. It also has the famous island green, where golfers have to hit a ball over 125 yards over the water so the ball lands on a very small island where the hole is. If you hit the ball too hard it will sail over the island and land in the water. Too soft it won't make it to the island and land in the water, and too high the ball will hit the island, but bounce into the air and then fall into the water. You are now at the tee of the famous 17th island green hole. You make a great shot and your ball lands within ten feet of the hole. You take that famous walk that hundreds of all the worlds greatest players like Tiger Woods, and Phil Mickelson, and Padraig Harrington, Adam Scott, and Geoff Ogilvy have taken to get to the tee. Luck though is just not with you today, because just as you make your shot an American alligator comes out of the water and grabs your leg and pulls you screaming into the water. There is a lot of struggling and then a tremendous gush of blood and some of your clothes float up from the depths of the pool. Later on divers find parts of your mostly eaten skeleton. I wish that my favorite big boob model Milena Velba would be waiting for me one night in my bedroom so that we could make wild bunny love all night.