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April 9th, 2015, 11:07 PM | #821 |
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He came. He saw. She conquered.
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April 13th, 2015, 05:28 PM | #822 |
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You're standing on my head!
Its cold in here! Let me out!!! I finished ahead of you in the human race. |
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April 17th, 2015, 04:03 AM | #823 |
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"Your stepping on my foot! Please move " or "loving husband, father and friend ..... and one bad ass at playing mario brothers on wii" wither of those could work.
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April 17th, 2015, 04:05 AM | #824 |
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April 17th, 2015, 10:53 PM | #825 |
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I found my thrill on VEF.
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May 13th, 2015, 01:16 PM | #826 |
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Damn ! . If only I`d resharpened it before running from the police I may be alive right now.
Seventy times he stabbed his wife.
Got sentenced to death by Judge Mal. For blunting a knife.
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May 13th, 2015, 02:18 PM | #827 |
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"wrong grave"
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May 20th, 2015, 06:28 AM | #828 |
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I made a difference.....
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May 20th, 2015, 08:16 AM | #829 |
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"Died at 105, shot by a jealous husband"
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May 23rd, 2015, 11:36 PM | #830 |
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Saw it on an old gravestone.
Here lies ---------- Finally dead. |
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