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Old October 12th, 2011, 05:59 AM   #71
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..that the kids here steal hubcaps off cars...

while they're moving!
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Old October 12th, 2011, 07:32 AM   #72
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It`s twined with Sirte !
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Old October 12th, 2011, 09:10 AM   #73
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.....it's the travellers who worry about metal theft.
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Old October 12th, 2011, 01:39 PM   #74
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... the air space above my entire neighborhood has now been designated as a "no-fly zone" because the locals and thugs were shooting down planes and jets flying overhead with rocket launchers for sport!
(It makes African big game hunting look like child's play!)
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My neighborhood is so rough, parents give their 10 year olds enough bail money before they go and and play
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Old October 12th, 2011, 02:06 PM   #76
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Every Saturday night the kids stab and glass themselves before going out to the clubs , you know to save time.
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Old October 12th, 2011, 03:57 PM   #77
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... instead of shooting off firecrackers and fireworks on 4th of July they blow up houses! You should see the finale ... we no longer have a Maple Avenue!
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Old October 12th, 2011, 05:09 PM   #78
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My guard dog has a guard dog!

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My guard dog is a crocodile....
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