My neighbourhood is so rough that........... - Page 6

MaxJoker · October 10th, 2011, 01:12 PM

Holly and Ivy have already been hung outside the Church for Christmas , but then nobody liked those two bitches anyway.

**mellowyellow** · October 10th, 2011, 03:07 PM

My neighbour hood is so rough that

a red traffic light at night means 'drive!'. No exceptions. If you stop we'll read about you in the morningpapers.
the airport has relocated the main runway, so the final approach path would no longer be directly over my neighbourhood.
my street has put signs on everywhere to request people to stop pissing blood in our gardens all the time.
we're all missing good old dogshit on the pavement
during road-maintenance it is common practice to find bodyparts of missing persons under the tarmac.

**billybunter** · October 10th, 2011, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by begos

I was confused by this, so I googled "plasticine".

Per Wikipedia, "Plasticine, a brand of modelling clay, is a putty-like modelling material made from calcium salts, petroleum jelly and aliphatic acids. The name is a registered trademark of Flair Leisure Products plc. Plasticine is used extensively for children's play, but also as a modelling medium for more formal or permanent structures."

Whew. At first I thought "plasticine" might have something to do with something sinister. Like bombs... or something. You know, given the way it was used in your response.

But it's only a harmless kids' toy! What a relief.

(Of course, it still doesn't make a lot of sense...

)

Yes it is/was a kids toy. I don't know if it is still made. Just modeling clay really. BB is a man of peace, rest assured I don't like bombs or guns.

**sweatyhat** · October 10th, 2011, 07:44 PM

... even Charles Bronson won't come here to kick ass.

**TCO95** · October 10th, 2011, 10:22 PM

Snap, Crackle and Pop aren't cereal noises they're subjects in school.

**billybunter** · October 11th, 2011, 08:48 AM

Kojak and the Sweeney fled town with soiled pants

Estreeter · October 11th, 2011, 09:35 AM

My neighborhood is so rough, if it had been possible for the ancient Romans too look into the future and see our methods of punishment, truth extraction and so forth, they'd find us just a tad brutal

MaxJoker · October 11th, 2011, 12:13 PM

Even NATO refuses to bomb it , and those cant`s love bombing civilians.

**billybunter** · October 11th, 2011, 12:14 PM

The mafia were told to go home and play monopoly.

**TCO95** · October 11th, 2011, 06:18 PM

Dr. Harold Shipman runs the medical center.

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October 10th, 2011, 03:07 PM	#52
mellowyellow Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,469 Thanks: 16,574 Thanked 37,577 Times in 1,885 Posts	My neighbour hood is so rough that a red traffic light at night means 'drive!'. No exceptions. If you stop we'll read about you in the morningpapers. the airport has relocated the main runway, so the final approach path would no longer be directly over my neighbourhood. my street has put signs on everywhere to request people to stop pissing blood in our gardens all the time. we're all missing good old dogshit on the pavement during road-maintenance it is common practice to find bodyparts of missing persons under the tarmac. __________________ Last edited by mellowyellow; October 11th, 2011 at 06:53 PM..

October 10th, 2011, 07:44 PM	#54
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough ... ... even Charles Bronson won't come here to kick ass. __________________

October 11th, 2011, 08:48 AM	#56
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Kojak and the Sweeney fled town with soiled pants __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 11th, 2011, 09:35 AM	#57
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,737 Times in 60,308 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough, if it had been possible for the ancient Romans too look into the future and see our methods of punishment, truth extraction and so forth, they'd find us just a tad brutal __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 10th, 2011, 10:22 PM	#55
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts	Snap, Crackle and Pop aren't cereal noises they're subjects in school.

October 11th, 2011, 12:13 PM	#58
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... Even NATO refuses to bomb it , and those cant`s love bombing civilians. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 11th, 2011, 12:14 PM	#59
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	The mafia were told to go home and play monopoly. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 11th, 2011, 06:18 PM	#60
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts	Dr. Harold Shipman runs the medical center.

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