Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc

[bubbs999]

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

Winston Spencer Churchill

[ultimatewarlord]

Saw this on the net earlier this year.

'I attended my first Fight Club last night. I was a little late so I missed the club rules. But I really enjoyed Fight Club and I highly recommend Fight Club.'

[Devius]

Saw this at my local underground station last week:

[MaxJoker]

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it

~ Bob Hope

There are no shortcuts in evolution

~ Louis D. Brandeis

Sometimes you've gotta do things yourself

~ Norman Osborn

[Motorboater]

The Hangover 3.

Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
Mr. Chow: They're angry all I feed them is cocaine & chicken.

Alan - But she's my soul mate.
And my new best friend.
Plus, she lets me mount her...
...which relaxes me.

Dougie - Alan, maybe never say that part again.

Alan - Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here.
I know you mount my sister.
I've seen it. Many times.

Dougie - What?

Lololol

[Eric Cartman]

[Decadence]

When he first hit scene back whenever it was, my first reaction was to simply dismiss him as just another 'star' who used shock and outrage to garner attention. Aside from being a marketing genius (right up there with Gene Simmons) after listening to him speak and reading what he has to say, there's a surprising depth to Mr. Warner that one wouldn't think is there.


Marilyn Manson

"You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell."

"You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be."

"The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you."

"If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends."

"The most genius ideas are in the minds of children and lunatics. I describe myself as somewhere in between."

"I fall in love with everything I also hate everything. It’s very hard to be a misanthrope and a romantic."

"I talked to Snoop Doggy Dog today. Well I'm not sure if you could really call it talked because I could hardly understand what he was saying. But i think he was trying to communicate was that he wanted to work with me in some sort of capacity and something involving marijuana."

"If things are too perfect, people are always so afraid that it's going to change, so they ruin it themselves."

"You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don’t you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, that’s the first rule I will institute."

"You can't force someone to see the truth, just like you can't force a blind man to see."

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"

"What doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar."

"I'm not against god, I'm against the misuse of god."

"Relationships never break cleanly. Like a valuable vase, they are smashed and then glued back together, smashed and glued, smashed and glued until the pieces just don't fit together anymore."

"We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves."

[MaxJoker]

When you get a groove going, time flies

~ Donald Fagen

I am a glutton for tranquility

~ Wole Soyinka

Hey Paul

~ Patrick Bateman

[Eric Cartman]

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Quotes


"Thanksgiving is a very important holiday. Ours was the first country in the world to make a national holiday to give thanks." ~ Linus


"Isn't it peculiar, Charlie Brown, how some traditions just slowly fade away?" ~ Lucy


"But Thanksgiving is more than eating, Chuck. You heard what Linus was saying out there. Those pilgrims were thankful for what had happened to them, and we should be thankful, too. We should just be thankful for being together. I think that's what they mean by Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown." ~ Marcy


"In the year 1621, the Pilgrims held their first Thanksgiving feast. They invited the great Indian chief Massasoit, who brought ninety of his brave Indians and a great abundance of food. Governor William Bradford and Captain Miles Standish were honored guests. Elder William Brewster, who was a minister, said a prayer that went something like this: 'We thank God for our homes and our food and our safety in a new land. We thank God for the opportunity to create a new world for freedom and justice." ~ Linus' Thanksgiving prayer



And from Bill Gates ~


"You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity."- Bill Gates

[Decadence]

Justices, past and present:

"Classifications and distinctions based on race or color have no moral or legal validity in our society. They are contrary to our constitution and laws." -- Thurgood Marshall

"There is nothing new in the realization that the Constitution sometimes insulates the criminality of a few in order to protect the privacy of us all." -- Antonin Scalia

"Unfortunately civility is hard to codify or legislate, but you know it when you see it. It's possible to disagree without being disagreeable." -- Sandra Day O'Connor

"Frankly, I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don't want to have too many of." -- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"American radicals cannot afford to become their own worst enemies. In unity lies their only hope." -- Elena Kagan

"The remedy for speech that is false is speech that is true. This is the ordinary course in a free society. The response to the unreasoned is the rational; to the uninformed, the enlightened; to the straight-out lie, the simple truth." -- Anthony Kennedy

"The 'wall of separation between church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging. It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned." -- William Rehnquist

"I don't believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights, not group rights." -- Clarence Thomas

"I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes." -- John Roberts

"It is doubtful that congress would pass the Bill of Rights if it were introduced today." -- Earl Warren

"It is difficult to maintain the illusion that we are interpreting a Constitution, rather than inventing one." -- Antonin Scalia

"Lawlessness is lawlessness. Anarchy is anarchy is anarchy. Neither race nor color nor frustration is an excuse for either lawlessness or anarchy." -- Thurgood Marshall

"I would not look to the United States Constitution if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012." -- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"The only people who have quick answers don't have the responsibility of making the decisions." -- Clarence Thomas

"Citizenship is the right to have rights." -- Earl Warren