Ever been caught wanking?

[Melchior]

No i have never been caught wanking.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Melchior

No i have never been caught wanking.

Perhaps you're not trying hard enough

See, I have this theory, and being a theory I might be wrong,
I think you posted in this thread because you want to be caught and you're looking for tips of course no wanker is complete until they're caught and that's what you aim to be, the complete and accomplished wanker

[Schwenck]

Never been caught in the actual act, but have been caught dressed up for it, which means women's undies.

I was getting ready for a nice session, including some self spanking, when the doorbell went. Not wanting to go to the door, I ignored it. Unfortunately, I was in the kitchen dressed in some sexy bra, panties and stockings and the kitchen has big double width, full height glass doors. And the delivery man decided to put the parcel round the back of the house, by the kitchen. Not sure who was most embarrassed (but at least I hadn't started yet).

Another time, my wife came home much earlier than expected and caught me mid session, in a nice purple strap top and matching shorts. She made a remark about bad fitting and then went of to read a book upstairs while I finished off. She knew I wear undies, but I do not normally wear them when she's around.

Answering the question on the previous page, yes I have masturbated at work. The first time was when I was a student working at a fruit wholesalers. One of the drivers bringing in tomatoes from the Netherlands had brought along a couple of real porn mags from there. In the soft porn only UK of the 70s, I had never seen anything like these ever, and I managed to liberate one for a very fast wank. Couldn't risk keeping it, though sorely tempted! Since then I have wanked at work now and then, when it was safe and I was horny.

[greg7474]

Yes quite a few times, I should be more careful I guess

[90sboy]

Only once. And it was the best.

I was at home alone and decided to whack one out. So i load up page3.com and go through the girls on there. Rosie. Rhian. Keeley. It was about 3 years ago so they still had the archives and everything.

Anywah, im sitting there, mouse in one hand cock in the other when my mates stepmother opens the door. My mum gave her a key because she often came round with my mate and mum and dad were at work.

Thing is... i dont hear her. So she walks upstairs and opens my door to say hello. And im there, startled, my cock out strumming and Keeley hazells tits in full HD on a 32 inch screen. Not exactly easy to hide.

At first shes startled. She looks at me and just stares for a second, then says hello. I say hello back, its all i can think to say. A 17 year old boy doesnt exactly prepare for this.

Then she smiles and walks in. I put it away, still rock hard, and she sits on the bed by me and takes the mouse. "I always preferred Staci Noblett myself. Beautiful breasts"

Im startled and somewhat pleasantly surprised. Turns out shes a fan. So i reply "well ive got loads saved, and theres a few new girls since"

What was i thinking? I just admitted a stash. But she asks me to open it and we spend the next half hour sitting there talkig about tits and how hot page 3 girls are. And then a miracle happens.

Baring in mind she was a lot younger than my mates mum. She was about 28 and had a body that belongs in a lads mag. Huge tits, which i knew to be a 32G from mine and my mates ventures when she wasnt home, and a slim build with the smoothest black hair to her midchest.

She turns to me when were looking at a photo of Sam Cooke with her hair just coverig her tits, wearing black panties and stockings and says "Im wearing similar haha. Bet youve never seen a girl like this in person"

I hadnt. And so i was honest. She then apologises for catchig me midwank and says "go and get me my purse please". I do, to be honest im not sure why. But im rock hard, bulging out my boxers, and try to coyly sneak past. Thing is, i cant find her purse. I check by the door, the living room, the kitchen. I ask her where and after about 5 minutes she laughs and says she didnt bring one. I go back ulstairs to find her standig there, copying the photo. Her black lace knickers and stockings shed worn under her skirt. Her hair over her tits. I just stand there as she walks over and grabs my hands. She guides them to her waist, then her midbody. And next thing i know im holding her tits. I play with them a bit and she eventually leans in and kisses my cheek, handing me a condom shed tucked into her stocking. Im not sure where this is going at this point. Well i am but i just cant believe it. She sits on my bed, sitting me next to her and takes off my boxers. She puts it on and leans me back on the bed, hopling on top and sliding down her panties, her breasts pressig against my head as she leans forwards. Then she slides on top.

And we had sex. The first time in my life. It only lasted about 5 10 minutes, but it was fantastic. Afterwarda i just lay with her, taking the opportunity to deel every inch of her beautiful body.

She split up with my mates dad shortly after, but id still see her as she lived nearby. Every now and then shed invite me round to talk. And other things. A wonderful woman.

[sea-man]

Originally Posted by ultramanart

I dont know if it was asked here
but have anyone here jack off at work? if yes,have you ever been caught?

Not exactly caught, but many years ago, my (married) supervisor was well known to be the slut of the factory. She said to me when I told her I was going to the toilet, she said "going for a wank". I said no, a honest reply. I did not fuck her as I did not want too catch something nasty from her.

[otokonomidori]

My brother once got arrested for "urinating in a public place" which is just as bad as getting caught wanking really.

[stantine]

My girlfriend(at the time) was wanking me off,in a door way of an old building,on the industrial estate,at the back of our houses,,and a neighbour of ours walked past with his dog,,,i remember he just looked right at us,my girlfriend just kept on wanking me,,,
We were only teenagers at the time,and i guess he's had the same things done to him at some point in his life(not by my ex girlfriend,,i hope).

[superjack]

I was staying at my aunts house and a couple of her hot friends were visiting. One had a low cut top and big glorious tits she wasnt wearing a bra so her tits moved around alot. The other had a tight top and you could see her nipples. I soon had a hard on so i went to the bathroom for a wank. I was wanking away furiously when the bathroom door opened. It was the lady with the low cut top. She said oh god before saying carry on before leaving. I just stood there with my hard cock in my hand. Not long later i heard them laughing and thought she must have told my aunt and her friend. I went down stairs and went bright red when i saw her but they carried on like i wasnt there. The next time she called over i was still embarrassed. When my aunt was on the phone she came and talked to me and said there is no need to be embarrassed and she would not say anything to anyone.

[leinad27]

You could say I've been caught with my hand in the cookie jar a number of times.

Since I've learned to be more discreet with my meat