Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 262

**ball7** · April 22nd, 2018, 04:37 PM

I learned how to fly by watching my flight instructor Forster Brooks fly a 747 into the Playboy Mansion.

**palo5** · April 22nd, 2018, 04:38 PM

When Greenman heard the word "fisting", he thought it was about steroided dumb-hulks punching each other without gloves, not neanderthals testing if they could get their elbows into a vagina

I thought that too

**ball7** · April 22nd, 2018, 05:56 PM

Mal and I crossed the point of no return.

**sandhunter** · April 22nd, 2018, 06:53 PM

Estreeter let ball7 use him for his final exam on fisting

**ball7** · April 22nd, 2018, 08:04 PM

Trailmaster lost his virginity to his father's goat.

**Tmee2020** · April 22nd, 2018, 08:59 PM

Estreeter can't wait to test drive the new Commodore, which is as Australian as Apple Pie.

**jokerman** · April 22nd, 2018, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

Well a red shirt yes but feathers aren't clever and a skirt in the recent weather would have been daft (that last bit you added I believe is a reference to a song from Guy Mitchell btw - hated it as a kid as my dad played it to death on a tape in the car)

jokerman was turned down as the new Joker as he just wasn't thought to be funny or psychotic enough

You know me to well.

**jokerman** · April 22nd, 2018, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Estreeter taught me everything there is to know about Fisting

That must have been painful. but it could have been worse. You could have been double teemed by Estreeter & Palo5.

**jokerman** · April 22nd, 2018, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Trailmaster lost his virginity to his father's goat.

And the goat has regretted it ever since.

Estreeter · April 23rd, 2018, 10:12 AM

jokerman

never showers

don't take baths either for that matter

unless he's eaten baked beans

April 23rd, 2018, 10:12 AM	#2620
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April 22nd, 2018, 04:37 PM	#2611
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,050 Times in 15,737 Posts	I learned how to fly by watching my flight instructor Forster Brooks fly a 747 into the Playboy Mansion.

April 22nd, 2018, 04:38 PM	#2612
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	When Greenman heard the word "fisting", he thought it was about steroided dumb-hulks punching each other without gloves, not neanderthals testing if they could get their elbows into a vagina I thought that too

April 22nd, 2018, 05:56 PM	#2613
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,050 Times in 15,737 Posts	Mal and I crossed the point of no return.

April 22nd, 2018, 06:53 PM	#2614
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,359 Times in 13,886 Posts	Estreeter let ball7 use him for his final exam on fisting

April 22nd, 2018, 08:04 PM	#2615
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,050 Times in 15,737 Posts	Trailmaster lost his virginity to his father's goat.

April 22nd, 2018, 08:59 PM	#2616
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,882 Thanked 71,451 Times in 4,151 Posts	Estreeter can't wait to test drive the new Commodore, which is as Australian as Apple Pie.