Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ? - Page 2

**billybunter** · May 31st, 2011, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

im embarrassed to ever have been associated with Gs...... now that he's started this thread...!!!

at least start one asking what girls call their boobies, lump-a-dumps, boulders, etc.....

My favourite name for Mrs BB's breasts is Fun Bags

**NIN** · May 31st, 2011, 11:36 AM

This is weird, i'd forgotten this, an ex GF suggested that i should start introducing him as Happy Harry.
Happy coz he was constantly standing to attention -

well we were teenagers

then she went on to use an old joke.., which was quite uncharacteristic of her to be so,

forward.

"He won't bite, but he does spit"

Estreeter · May 31st, 2011, 12:17 PM

Never had the need or want too call it anything, but the word useless

had crossed my mind on the odd occasion he refused to co-operate under the given circumstances

**tabler** · May 31st, 2011, 12:21 PM

I have called mine "wakeupyerbastarddontdothistomenow" on occasions.

MaxJoker · May 31st, 2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

im embarrassed to ever have been associated with Gs...... now that he's started this thread...!!!

Huh , but yesterday morning over breakfast you practically begged me to start it

Anyway at least you now know how i feel.

As i`ve been embarrassed to be a member of this forum ever since you joined it

Quote:

Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

at least start one asking what girls call their boobies, lump-a-dumps, boulders, etc.....

Might have done just that , only what`d be the point . Since every woman i`ve been out with has called their breasts by the same name

" Get your hands off "

Mind you i did know one girl who called her`s " Help help arrrggghh , police police "

But then she was a right weirdo

**billybunter** · May 31st, 2011, 02:07 PM

One moniker I don't like for ladies breasts is "puppies" my mind just thinks of little bastards shitting all over my handmade Persian rugs

MaxJoker · May 31st, 2011, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

One moniker I don't like for ladies breasts is "puppies" my mind just thinks of little bastards shitting all over my handmade Persian rugs

Me neither .

I suppose " The girls " has a nice ring to it , such as us asking our long suffering betters if the girls want to come out and play

Yikes i`m off topic-ing me own thread here

Mr Cecil B D Weenie Winkle will be most annoyed when i tell him

Oh and that`s not my new name for my own , it what i have now decided to call my bank manager

Well he`s a massive dick

**billybunter** · May 31st, 2011, 02:24 PM

Maybe you should rename the thread-names we have for our private parts

**CRASH** · May 31st, 2011, 03:09 PM

Well when i was younger, it was "Jake The Snake"

then as i got slightly more mature and more impressive he became "The Chairman"

and around the mid 90s, i changed his name to "The Truth"
So, when gals ask if I have named him, i tell them his name is "The Truth"...when they ask why I call him "The Truth" I reply simply..."Because you can't handle The Truth".

Works every time. Gets a lot of laughs, then he goes to work trying to prove that

MaxJoker · May 31st, 2011, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Maybe you should rename the thread-names we have for our private parts

Hmmmm , i`ll take that idea under consideration

Then completely disregard it

New name for my own " Traitor "

Because during heated moments he has me saying yes to things that i would always otherwise say no to

Not talking about strap on fun either

I`m talking about such as tricking me into agreeing to go to the theater to see a , sigh , musical sometime in the next few months

May 31st, 2011, 11:36 AM	#12
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	This is weird, i'd forgotten this, an ex GF suggested that i should start introducing him as Happy Harry. Happy coz he was constantly standing to attention - well we were teenagers then she went on to use an old joke.., which was quite uncharacteristic of her to be so, forward. "He won't bite, but he does spit"

May 31st, 2011, 12:17 PM	#13
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	Never had the need or want too call it anything, but the word useless had crossed my mind on the odd occasion he refused to co-operate under the given circumstances __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2011, 12:21 PM	#14
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,501 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	I have called mine "wakeupyerbastarddontdothistomenow" on occasions. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

May 31st, 2011, 02:07 PM	#16
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	One moniker I don't like for ladies breasts is "puppies" my mind just thinks of little bastards shitting all over my handmade Persian rugs __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2011, 02:24 PM	#18
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Maybe you should rename the thread-names we have for our private parts __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2011, 03:09 PM	#19
CRASH Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 555 Thanks: 5,828 Thanked 10,266 Times in 548 Posts	Well when i was younger, it was "Jake The Snake" then as i got slightly more mature and more impressive he became "The Chairman" and around the mid 90s, i changed his name to "The Truth" So, when gals ask if I have named him, i tell them his name is "The Truth"...when they ask why I call him "The Truth" I reply simply..."Because you can't handle The Truth". Works every time. Gets a lot of laughs, then he goes to work trying to prove that

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