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**ghost2509** · August 23rd, 2014, 06:05 AM

Suspicious object turns out to be Star Wars toy
From Associated Press
August 22, 2014 11:32 AM EST
JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) — Call Luke Skywalker for backup.

Police in Juneau took a call Tuesday to check out a suspicious device spotted on the side of a road.

The Juneau Empire reports the first officer on the scene wasn't sure what to make of the object. A dispatcher sent out a second officer with expertise in bombs.

Wise in the ways of Star Wars toys was he.

The second officer determined that the device was a plastic light saber toy taped to a stick. The laser swords were the preferred weapons of Jedi knights.

The confusion may have occurred because the toy, which expands to reveal a long plastic "blade," was in the closed position.

Said police department spokeswoman Erann Kalwara: "It was not explosive in any way."

**Mal Hombre** · September 5th, 2014, 05:17 AM

**Desert Dream** · September 11th, 2014, 04:49 PM

Star Wars Minus Williams - Throne Room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-GZJhfBmI

**Mal Hombre** · October 2nd, 2014, 05:19 AM

**ManofKent** · October 2nd, 2014, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desert Dream

You sure that's not the National Front's annual meeting?

MaxJoker · October 2nd, 2014, 03:17 PM

**sweatyhat** · October 3rd, 2014, 08:46 PM

Sapphic Cinema
(Click GIF)

An event foretold by the Normans

**sweatyhat** · October 6th, 2014, 02:06 PM

(Click GIF)

All pics credit to HappyToast

**tygrkhat40** · October 6th, 2014, 02:47 PM

**Mal Hombre** · October 8th, 2014, 05:29 AM

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