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Old May 8th, 2009, 03:28 AM   #101
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Okay gang, try this one!

1. She's playing peek a boo with her crotch!

2. First time her crotch has seen daylight for months!

3. She couldn't hold it until she got to the bathroom!

She was checking to see if they got the hair removal patch off of her crotch yet.

"You mean to tell me that I can put a dick in here? All this time I was fucked in my asshole!"
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Old May 8th, 2009, 03:37 AM   #102
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"Hold still...I've almost got my keys"
She loses one more vibrator, I'm not buying her anymore!!!

You see boys, she has two more holes back here!

So, that's what it looks like!

I'll just put the DVD into the slot with this device
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FBI agent, "Ma'am, I need you to ID your pussy."
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Mabel's new office job as a pencil sharpener wasn't quite what she expected.
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"Hold still...I've almost got my keys"


"Can you see a light coming out of her mouth?"

I hope she doesn't fart!

You see its flexible. Why last week, I shoved a kitchen sink in there!
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This is what happens if you are a witch and have had too much
of the ole witch's brew to drink - the newts get you!



Oh my god !! Yes Yes Yes !! keep going lizard lips !!
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The lizards are going where no man has gone before!
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This is why you should never drink and fall sleep when your lizard is out and about!

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