Random Thoughts - Page 487

**wimbo77** · May 13th, 2017, 07:26 PM

Deepest Hampshire

**ruffroundedges** · May 14th, 2017, 04:30 AM

I coulda' been a contender if I'd only been given a chance............

**blondifan** · May 14th, 2017, 12:35 PM

If a poop is a "call of nature", is a fart' a missed call' ?

{image above borrowed from bloke57}

**bloke57** · May 14th, 2017, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blondifan

If a poop is a "call of nature", is a fart' a missed call' ?

{image above borrowed from bloke57}

Maybe - but I wouldn't advise trying to "return" either of them.

**DTravel** · May 14th, 2017, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blondifan

If a poop is a "call of nature", is a fart' a missed call' ?

Its a telemarketer call.

**ruffroundedges** · May 14th, 2017, 05:22 PM

Do you think Caitlin Jenner gets a Mothers Day card and a Fathers Day card from the kids?????

**SanteeFats** · May 14th, 2017, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

Do you think Caitlin Jenner gets a Mothers Day card and a Fathers Day card from the kids?????

One in May and the other in June I doth believeth. Of course after his surgeries I don't know if he can see to read them.

**ruffroundedges** · May 14th, 2017, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

One in May and the other in June I doth believeth. Of course after his surgeries I don't know if he can see to read them.

His mother told him to stop doing "that" or he'd go blind!!!!!

**bloke57** · May 14th, 2017, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

Do you think Caitlin Jenner gets a Mothers Day card and a Fathers Day card from the kids?????

It won't matter soon.

If you read the "Political Correctness" thread, you'll see that both will soon be banned.

You'll only be allowed to send a "Non-specific parental, significant quasi-parental or other statutorily accepted guardian status categories" card.

Available from Clinton's at £3.99.

**ruffroundedges** · May 14th, 2017, 07:16 PM

I try

to stay away from the political threads. My prose suffers greatly when I'm frothing at the mouth.

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ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Sat down, opened a beer, and thought to myself........ Do you think Caitlin Jenner gets a Mothers Day card and a Fathers Day card from the kids????? __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 14th, 2017, 12:35 PM	#4863
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	If a poop is a "call of nature", is a fart' a missed call' ? {image above borrowed from bloke57}