What annoys you the most ?

[MaxJoker]

Jeremy (What sense ?) Corbyn



Annoys me the most today

His continued lack of strategic thinking and failing to become aware of clear tactical advantages astounds me

Such as the parliamentary vote required for Theresa (Less than useless) May to hold a general election.
Because she`s suddenly petrified Corbyn might resign before the year is out.

What is that dope going to do in response.
He`s going along with it of course and lead labour in voting for the parties own death
Without requiring nay insisting on the obvious fucking concession of May agreeing to two or three televised debates where she must appear.
Something she`s refused to do. As unless has a teleprompter in front of her hasn't a bloody clue about anything.

Ugggh this country
It`s like the voters are incapable of seeing the worthless wood for the phony trees

Don't they remember what a coward she is
How under her watch the door to flowing immigration wasn't merely opened wider, she took the bleeding hinges off
Her incompetence, her out and out stupidity is all there to be researched and marveled at.

Hey I`m not saying Corbyn is remotely awe inspiring



But at least in the debates he`ll be standing there.
Opening and closing his mouth and facing the public.
What`ll May be doing
Apart from staying at home practicing how to hold an empty mug



She practices a lot



Dammit Corbyn you total toss you`re not going to demand she agree to televised debates are you
You`re not going to threaten to prevent her holding the general election by shooting down the vote if she doesn't agree are you

Please tell me



Then what sodding use are you

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Fucken shopping with females

Mrs didn't know this, I counted in my head today while grocery shopping how much time she wasted looking at prices and specials

We're not hard up for a buck, all I want is to get in and out with what we need and brands we like, I couldn't care less if we saved $20 buying specials.

I figure we wasted, after counting about 25 minutes with just her looking at prices and comparing .... women

That's nothing. My late Mom used to spend hours at the produce center spending over an hour picking out individual string beans from this big pile. Everyone else would just grab a handful and put them in a plastic bag.

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

That's nothing. My late Mom used to spend hours at the produce center spending over an hour picking out individual string beans from this big pile. Everyone else would just grab a handful and put them in a plastic bag.

Like my wife buying cashews. If she comes with me to the supermarket, it's an expedition that can take up to 4 hours. She says that if I do the food shopping on my own I get all the wrong stuff, and I say yes, maybe, but I do get it done inside 20 minutes

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Fucken shopping with females

Mrs didn't know this, I counted in my head today while grocery shopping how much time she wasted looking at prices and specials

We're not hard up for a buck, all I want is to get in and out with what we need and brands we like, I couldn't care less if we saved $20 buying specials.

I figure we wasted, after counting about 25 minutes with just her looking at prices and comparing .... women

Time required for Lady Hackenbush to purchase two bras (an item she has doubtlessly shopped for before)... 45 minutes...while I sit and wait.

[seany65]

I hate it when I'm writing lengthy post on a forum and I go to press the 'caps' key and I press another key and I end up quitting the ruddy interwebnet, so that I've got to go back on the interwebnet, back onto the forum, find the thread and re-write the sodding post.

[gmcbee]

Originally Posted by rosestone

...She says that if I do the food shopping on my own I get all the wrong stuff, and I say yes, maybe, but I do get it done inside 20 minutes

My wife said "Pick up a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get six."

I came home with six gallons of milk.

She said "What the hell's wrong with you? We don't need that much milk!"

I said "They had avocados."

[Arturo2nd]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Jeremy (What sense ?) Corbyn



Annoys me the most today

His continued lack of strategic thinking and failing to become aware of clear tactical advantages astounds me

Such as the parliamentary vote required for Theresa (Less than useless) May to hold a general election.
Because she`s suddenly petrified Corbyn might resign before the year is out.

Ugggh this country
It`s like the voters are incapable of seeing the worthless wood for the phony trees

Max,

Thank you so much for letting me know that my country is not alone in having idiots in the voting booths and fools in high places.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by gmcbee

My wife said "Pick up a gallon of milk, and if they have avocados, get six."

I came home with six gallons of milk.

She said "What the hell's wrong with you? We don't need that much milk!"

I said "They had avocados."

I'm an expert smart ass It annoys me women wouldn't see the logic and joke behind that

That's seriously good Gmcbee

[MaxJoker]

I've always believed establishment honours were a crock of shite anyway. But knowing Vicky (Professional Cypher) Beckham has been given an OBE for her contribution to fashion
Yes , fashion
Only strengthens that belief.



Incredible
They may as well award Katie Price an OBE for her contribution to breast enlargement surgery , Jodie Marsh one for her contributions to being a sour faced slapper and Kerry Katona for her contributions to going bankrupt and getting knocked up !!!



Hope you made the most of that visit to Buckingham palace squeaky voiced Davey , as you`ll not be going back

[rupertramjet]

For once I am in complete agreement with Max! What on earth? With all the tin I have gathered it has been either for service to my country, with the responsibility I have had, as a civilian, I would have earned about twice the money, there can not be that many senior managers who run a diverse fleet of transport, form push bikes to helicopters, lead staff ranging from cooks to communications experts, intelligence to bomb disposal, paratroopers to pioneers and so on!

I have always seen the civil decorations as coming from a supermarket rewards system , you been a member that long you get given it, although I am very proud of them, but they disappear into insignificance with the awards getting given to such people!

With the big shiny ones on the other hand, I have had a slightly different view, what bloody fool in the clerical system got the wrong name on the citation, and used mine?