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April 23rd, 2011, 06:07 AM | #11 |
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April 23rd, 2011, 07:55 AM | #12 |
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Or to quote Buford T. Justice, "BarBQ his ass in molasses".
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April 23rd, 2011, 12:51 PM | #13 |
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I`m greedy and much prefer takeout to eating something that`ll prolong my life , i love chocolate , i like my beer, and the remote to always be within arms length. I love films , preferably horror ones or actions ones. I don`t enjoy socializing at shindigs , going to dinner parties or making small talk with people i don`t know . Am more happy in jeans and a far too young for me childishly designed t-shirt than in a suit . Can`t stand musicals or anything effeminate unless it`s a woman . I don`t have much patience with any noise i myself am not making . I take offense at things not directed at me . When i lose my temper i punch inanimate objects. I tend to speak my mind at lot , never more so when i`m out of it .
Guess that makes me a typical bloke alright
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Least i`m being honest ... In other words... Your turn !.
What you mean on here
Nope, as i`ve had sex , with somebody other than myself Quote:
Hey that was just a slanderous rumour Albeit it one repeated a few dozen times by several hundred now gay women What are you a fan of the Village People or something Of course it`s mine !. In fact i`m so close to it the things mentioned in my will, so i`m buried with it No i have a brewery, plus having bribed the manager with an offer he couldn`t refuse ( I threatened to make him a Mod here ) , a skeleton key. I`ll answer that, as soon as i`m ever sober enough to work out how everybody around me seems to be a blurry twin Let alone understand what a car is ? ,or be able to hold it`s key in my booze addled hand Now please excuse me while i stagger to the kerb, then slur onto the pavement and pass out into a two week coma
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August 16th, 2013, 04:01 PM | #15 |
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Well, I guess I am, I plain forgot I even started this thread
I tried too be But gave myself this advise when I heard a Village People cover band were playin' in my hometown
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November 23rd, 2013, 01:38 AM | #16 |
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When you say "typical bloke", you're referring to a type A, uber-heterosexual, I-wear-the-pants-around-here asserting, TV remote holding, scrap-iron-for-breakfast eating kinda manly man, no?
Honestly, I really can't figure out how to label myself. On the one hand, I'm totally straight. (In fact, my entire life has revolved around a seemingly unending quest for lush hairy cunt, because, sadly, no matter how successful I am with regard to such endeavors, I can never seem to get quite enough. That shit's gotta stop. But I digress.) I'm real into American football (NFL). Like MJ, I'm far more comfortable in a t-shirt and ragged shorts or sweatpants than a suit. My diet is horrendous as well. Yet, on the other hand, I am among the ten percent of men who lack the car gene. No interest in cars at all. Can't tell the carburetor from the radiator. Never felt a need for speed. With regard to music, I gravitate primarily to classical, romantic, jazz...even opera. I love Yes and Zeppelin, but I love The Carpenters, too, no question. When it comes to films, I'm sick of all these action flicks by now. They all look absolutely identical to me. Throw a macho man or three on the poster, alongside some guns, and a bunch of shit blowing up. I have zero interest in any of that anymore. At this point, I would find something that involved people struggling with real life circumstances, personal relationships and the like far more compelling. And, to top it off, I'm just incredibly jealous and emotional and sensitive - no doubt more like a woman than a man, which makes me rather pathetic indeed. |
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November 23rd, 2013, 10:42 PM | #17 |
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I lack the car gene, I lack the sports gene, I enjoy classical music and musicals, I love poetry, I don't drink never mind devote the fridge entirely to beer, on almost every level except being attracted to women you might take me for a giant flaming fairy.
On the other hand I'm sitting here looking at a porn forum while eating cold chilli from the can, so I have to admit that deep down, yes, I am the typical bloke.
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