Do you ever imitate what you see in porn?

zedpeegee · November 23rd, 2010, 08:56 AM

I know myself, I watch too much of it. Sometimes I do some of the stuff i see on screen.

When I am in the farmshed and i spot a woman coming onto the property, I know just for a laugh, I grab my hat and crotch and act all concerned, and dart around and sneak around, just like some of those early max hardcore vids when he spots someone

I had a girlfriend one time rub her nipples on a cold window - That was pretty cool when John leslie made a girl do it in a film, and pretty cool when i had a go

fytch · November 23rd, 2010, 08:58 AM

Yep. Before Linda and I make love, I absolutely insist on a fluffer

**billybunter** · November 23rd, 2010, 09:48 AM

I have a gangbang once a week

**Mal Hombre** · November 23rd, 2010, 05:36 PM

Me and my wife often enjoy a threesome with strangers We meet.

Estreeter · November 24th, 2010, 03:45 AM

Yep

Always

I undress daily, sometimes up to 4 times

I even think I'm better at it than the pornstars

**anklebiter** · November 24th, 2010, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I have a gangbang once a week

Gosh, you must be sore

**Welderman** · November 24th, 2010, 04:37 PM

I sometimes piss the bed when i'm wasted, the GF is not to happy, but hey. I saw it in a porn movie..If it's good enough for them it's good enough for me..job Done..
Single Again...

**elton dong** · November 25th, 2010, 10:55 AM

I like to take things a bit further than the stuff I see in porn.
The other night I was giving my Girlfriend a 'Dirty Sanchez' and I thought, lets get really dirty and she ended up with a 'Noel Edmonds'.

Peau Peep · November 25th, 2010, 01:28 PM

Yes, my job as a pool cleaner / personal gym instructor / college lecturer / handyman see me get into many sext shenanigans with hot teens / milfs.

It's a hard life, but I manage.

nevada1 · November 29th, 2010, 08:00 AM

Yes I did try. Threw my back out for a week. I'll leave it to the younglings.

November 23rd, 2010, 08:56 AM	#1
zedpeegee Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1 Thanks: 65 Thanked 9 Times in 1 Post	Do you ever imitate what you see in porn? I know myself, I watch too much of it. Sometimes I do some of the stuff i see on screen. When I am in the farmshed and i spot a woman coming onto the property, I know just for a laugh, I grab my hat and crotch and act all concerned, and dart around and sneak around, just like some of those early max hardcore vids when he spots someone I had a girlfriend one time rub her nipples on a cold window - That was pretty cool when John leslie made a girl do it in a film, and pretty cool when i had a go

November 23rd, 2010, 08:58 AM	#2
fytch Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: North West Posts: 233 Thanks: 12,080 Thanked 4,309 Times in 227 Posts	Yep. Before Linda and I make love, I absolutely insist on a fluffer __________________ Love posting in the Wives and Girlfriends thread - Hate seeing the the word 'ex'.

November 23rd, 2010, 09:48 AM	#3
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	I have a gangbang once a week __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 23rd, 2010, 05:36 PM	#4
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,875 Times in 57,575 Posts	Me and my wife often enjoy a threesome with strangers We meet. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 24th, 2010, 03:45 AM	#5
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,035 Times in 60,347 Posts	Yep Always I undress daily, sometimes up to 4 times I even think I'm better at it than the pornstars __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 24th, 2010, 04:37 PM	#7
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	I sometimes piss the bed when i'm wasted, the GF is not to happy, but hey. I saw it in a porn movie..If it's good enough for them it's good enough for me..job Done.. Single Again...

November 25th, 2010, 10:55 AM	#8
elton dong Vintage Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 408 Thanks: 1,445 Thanked 9,756 Times in 391 Posts	I like to take things a bit further than the stuff I see in porn. The other night I was giving my Girlfriend a 'Dirty Sanchez' and I thought, lets get really dirty and she ended up with a 'Noel Edmonds'.

November 25th, 2010, 01:28 PM	#9
Peau Peep Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Sunny South Coast of England Posts: 653 Thanks: 1,960 Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts	Yes, my job as a pool cleaner / personal gym instructor / college lecturer / handyman see me get into many sext shenanigans with hot teens / milfs. It's a hard life, but I manage. __________________ A porn website on which I can talk about football. I've died and gone to heaven.

November 29th, 2010, 08:00 AM	#10
nevada1 Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 63 Thanks: 1,325 Thanked 534 Times in 58 Posts	Oh The Pain Yes I did try. Threw my back out for a week. I'll leave it to the younglings.