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July 4th, 2016, 04:55 AM | #11211 |
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"Russia needs more successful entrepreneurs--therefore Russia needs ministers to have more children." -- in: Ben Judah. 2013. Fragile empire: How Russia fell in and out of love with Vladimir Putin.
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July 4th, 2016, 07:18 AM | #11212 |
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What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot???
Ones an Australian marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.... |
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July 4th, 2016, 11:07 AM | #11213 |
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July 4th, 2016, 11:23 AM | #11214 |
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July 4th, 2016, 01:42 PM | #11215 |
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Never forget the "L" when Googling "grandfather clock"
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July 4th, 2016, 01:49 PM | #11216 |
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July 4th, 2016, 02:08 PM | #11217 |
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I drove my sister's guinea pig to the vet this morning. My new golf clubs work great!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. |
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July 5th, 2016, 01:28 PM | #11218 |
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July 5th, 2016, 08:26 PM | #11219 |
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The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the fucking roof |
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July 5th, 2016, 08:46 PM | #11220 |
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