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June 23rd, 2016, 02:07 PM	#11151
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June 23rd, 2016, 04:19 PM

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I listened a policeman do a talk on Heroin once. Couldn't understand a word he was saying.

This doesn't clarify which one of you was the one on heroin. 0_o

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This doesn't clarify which one of you was the one on heroin. 0_o

Does heroin need clarifying?

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June 23rd, 2016, 04:57 PM	#11154
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June 23rd, 2016, 05:12 PM	#11155
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Skeletons? They haven't got the brains they were born with.

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I listened a policeman do a talk on Heroin once. Couldn't understand a word he was saying.

I, too, listened to a policeman give a talk on heroin once. I didn't get much out of it, though, 'cause I kept waiting for the part on Wonder Woman.

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June 23rd, 2016, 07:19 PM	#11158
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