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June 20th, 2016, 11:25 AM	#11101
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June 20th, 2016, 11:26 AM	#11102
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,400 Thanked 14,174 Times in 1,074 Posts	Saw a sign outside of an conference centre which said "Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"

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and somebody wrote at the bottom "Man up and grow a set!"

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and somebody wrote at the bottom "Man up and grow a set!"

Betty White said, "Grow a pair? Grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding!"

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June 20th, 2016, 02:36 PM	#11105
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June 20th, 2016, 03:07 PM	#11106
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June 20th, 2016, 03:27 PM	#11107
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June 20th, 2016, 04:13 PM	#11108
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June 20th, 2016, 04:17 PM	#11109
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June 20th, 2016, 08:26 PM	#11110
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,400 Thanked 14,174 Times in 1,074 Posts	Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.

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