Post your corny jokes - Page 1109

**Silklover** · June 17th, 2016, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

My son asked Me to stop singing Queen songs in public,I said Don't stop Me Now...

I had answered him, in a gay voice singing: " i´m having a good time, having a good time." but only in public.

**effCup** · June 17th, 2016, 11:03 AM

"Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low

Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me

Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows"

**Silklover** · June 17th, 2016, 11:17 AM

Oh my goodness! that´s really lyrics on a high intellectual level.

**effCup** · June 17th, 2016, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silklover

that´s really lyrics on a high intellectual level.

Or a cut & paste job?

**SanteeFats** · June 17th, 2016, 02:10 PM

Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."

Redhead: "You ever smelled moth balls?"
Blonde: "Yes, I think they smell good."
Redhead: "Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."

**Mal Hombre** · June 17th, 2016, 02:20 PM

Why are moths bow legged ?
Have You seen the size of mothballs ?

MaxJoker · June 17th, 2016, 03:14 PM

Purple is my favourite colour.

In fact I like it more than blue and red combined.

**gedly** · June 17th, 2016, 04:28 PM

I don't think I have a future as a graffiti artist. I can see the writing on the wall.

MaxJoker · June 17th, 2016, 05:12 PM

I was once raped by a group of mimes,

They did unspeakable things to me.

**Silklover** · June 18th, 2016, 10:35 AM

I actually wish I could be raped by a group of mimes.
Just to hear them utter guttural throat sounds while in the act.
But at the second thought, I think I´d rather just watch them.

June 17th, 2016, 02:20 PM	#11086
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June 17th, 2016, 03:14 PM	#11087
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June 17th, 2016, 05:12 PM	#11089
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	I was once raped by a group of mimes, They did unspeakable things to me. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 17th, 2016, 11:03 AM	#11082
effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,143 Thanks: 226,789 Thanked 357,029 Times in 21,638 Posts	"Because I'm easy come, easy go A little high, little low Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die Ooh yeah, ooh yeah Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me Anyway the wind blows"

June 17th, 2016, 11:17 AM	#11083
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,281 Thanked 17,823 Times in 1,241 Posts	Oh my goodness! that´s really lyrics on a high intellectual level.

June 17th, 2016, 02:10 PM	#11085
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,229 Times in 60,962 Posts	Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly." Student: "A dead bird, sir." Redhead: "You ever smelled moth balls?" Blonde: "Yes, I think they smell good." Redhead: "Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."

June 17th, 2016, 04:28 PM	#11088
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,903 Thanked 69,345 Times in 3,173 Posts	I don't think I have a future as a graffiti artist. I can see the writing on the wall.

June 18th, 2016, 10:35 AM	#11090
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,281 Thanked 17,823 Times in 1,241 Posts	I actually wish I could be raped by a group of mimes. Just to hear them utter guttural throat sounds while in the act. But at the second thought, I think I´d rather just watch them.