The corrupt a wish game

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
Now you wear diapers as you've no control as to where and when it happens.

I wish Mr McHenry and Zebedee traded places.

Granted. However due to under-staffing and a problem with the fax they think your cock is called Mr McHenry and thus you have Zebedee grafted onto your groin. Your wife is delighted until you try to have sex, when Zebedee is more interested in licking his balls than anything else. This can only end badly... and it does with you being prosecuted for your cock chasing cars and urinating in public.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish I knew then what I know now.

Granted.


You now know then what you know now , absolutely nothing .



I wish i was a famous film director who could fund any movie i wanted to make.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i was a famous film director who could fund any movie i wanted to make.

Granted.
The Furry Honeypot Adventure won't be a blockbuster.

I wish the missus would hurry up from the shop.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish the missus would hurry up from the shop.

Granted.


She arrives back from the shop , the Vegan food store. I just hope your mouth is ready for the delights of chick peas in brine followed by Tofu burgers and mashed Turnip.


I wish i could revisit my past to learn for my present .

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i revisit my past to learn for my present .

Granted.
I stop myself doing that sometimes, it's too painful. But if that is your wish you've learned that relaxing Sunday afternoons are one of life's little pleasures.
Or you can just buzz sedate drivers on a motorbike.

I wish I had whisky instead of Guinness.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish I had whisky instead of Guinness.

Granted.

I wish I could stop polluting good beer and whisky before I give it away.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted.

I wish I could stop polluting good beer and whisky before I give it away.

Granted.
You've gone from being a local celebrity with a huge bladder to a real threat to their flood defenses. You're shipped to an island where your swollen bladder is popped like that legionairy in Caligula.

I wish I could, just for tonight, reset my brain and liver.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
You've gone from being a local celebrity with a huge bladder to a real threat to their flood defenses. You're shipped to an island where your swollen bladder is popped like that legionairy in Caligula.

I wish I could, just for tonight, reset my brain and liver.

Granted. In your current state you mistake the "Reset" button for the "Reject" button. Your brain and liver are now in the cat's food dish.

I wish I knew the final scores of games the day before they're played.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. In your current state you mistake the "Reset" button for the "Reject" button. Your brain and liver are now in the cat's food dish.

I wish I knew the final scores of games the day before they're played.

Granted.
You're a Pakistani cricketer, currently on trial for match fixing.

I wish it was easier to spell when typing drunk.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
You're a Pakistani cricketer, currently on trial for match fixing.

I wish it was easier to spell when typing drunk.

Granted. You can now spell when you type "drunk". It's all the other words you never get right.

I wish I had to occasionally work at being perfect. Everything is always so easy for me, I would just once like to know what it's like to be average.