October 15th, 2011, 05:26 AM | #661 |
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Granted. They say it, but they don't mean it, and go on hugging trees, saving whales and protesting nukes, but now it's done to piss you off as well.
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October 15th, 2011, 05:56 AM | #662 |
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Granted. You now have the devotion of failed 1970`s New York rapper True Love , he`s 62 , walks with a cane and has a one thousand dollar a day crack addiction. Plus get`s very violent if he`s not cuddled after coitus. I wish i could play the piano like no other.
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October 15th, 2011, 09:14 AM | #663 | |
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October 15th, 2011, 10:53 AM | #664 | |
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You are now deaf but get a feel of Beethoven's aural experience via vibrating solenoids glued to your teeth. I wish for all men's 100 metres Olympic finalists to run said race wearing flippers on their feet.
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October 15th, 2011, 05:39 PM | #665 | |
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As dessert they come and eat you as in relative terms you're much 'sweeter' than I am. Or Was. I wish that there was integrity in politics, even just a few of them. |
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The halcyon days have returned. Now we have Harvey Proctor, Jeffrey Archer and John Stonehouse. I wish every male British MP had to be naked from the waist down and connected to an electro-ejaculation device and polygraph when in the house of commons. They must stand to speak and if a lie is detected, they're forced to cum. But not in my direction.
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As you wish. However, the electrical stimulation on the ejaculate creates horrible, hideous homunculi that do nothing but repeat what their creators say turing the House of Commons into a small subdivision of Hell.
I wish to maintain an erection and ejaculate like Peter North.
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Now you wear diapers as you've no control as to where and when it happens. I wish Mr McHenry and Zebedee traded places.
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