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Old 06-07-2017, 11:36 AM   #5461
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Trouble is we haven't had a king for 65 years now.
But there has been His Royal Highness Prince Leonard I of Hutt overseeing the Principality of Hutt River since 1970. Surely that must help with the lingo?
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I think Hiram Big will have to add something new to the front door of his mansion Quokka Terrace. When someone comes calling, he will be asked some very ordinary though slightly difficult questions. If the person answers the questions using aussie slang gibberish, instead of normal English, the person will be given a time limit in which to leave the premises. If the person does not leave, the laser defense system will burn that person to a crisp.
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I think Hiram Big will have to add something new to the front door of his mansion Quokka Terrace. When someone comes calling, he will be asked some very ordinary though slightly difficult questions. If the person answers the questions using aussie slang gibberish, instead of normal English, the person will be given a time limit in which to leave the premises. If the person does not leave, the laser defense system will burn that person to a crisp.
1 - "WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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I think Hiram Big will have to add something new to the front door of his mansion Quokka Terrace.
How about a wind chime made out of hollowed out Quokka bones
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How about a wind chime made out of hollowed out Quokka bones
If anyone goes to Rottnest Island for the purpose of harming Quokkas, Hiram will have his construction company build a special identification system similar to what they have in airports. Anyone attempting to harm a quokka will be seared to ashes by an aerial drone system that patrols the island!
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1 - "WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
African or European?
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If only you aussies would use "the Kings english" ....


We will when the Americans do.
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We will when the Americans do.
More Australians can understand Americans than the opposite. "Honey it was a great vacation we had in Australia, except for one thing. Half the time I could not understand a word they were saying!"
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Yanks Do you know how much America could learn from Australia

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But, just to prove we know what we're doing, without getting into politics as it is credit to both sides of politics, Today marked 26 years of positive economic growth without a recession, a world record, think about that, there's a generation of Aussies who have never lived through one
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...there's a generation of Aussies who have never lived through one
Yeah! But there's been a whole generation of Aussies who've never lived through anything...much!

That's why they're all in London.
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