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Old 03-18-2017, 09:48 PM   #4871
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The lasers could be programmed to recognize and fire only at humans. Another thing that could be done is put the quokkas in a special enclosure behind large electric fences, with a big warning sign, saying that if you try to harm a quokka by trying to breech the fence you will be zapped.
So are you going to volunteer to go there and teach the quokka's how to read???
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Old 03-18-2017, 09:50 PM   #4872
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So how does the laser then tell apart a regular Human from a Yank tourist

Sorry

Umm, Solution Idea
Actually, I haven't one and won't have one
Oh come on E us Yanks just ooze money and are therefore easily recognized by advanced sighting equipment.
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Old 03-18-2017, 10:39 PM   #4873
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How about lasers on the quokka's? The quokka decides how to zap.
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Or I suppose we could just post signs asking people not to be c%#ts.
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Umm, Solution Idea
Actually, I haven't one and won't have one
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Or I suppose we could just post signs asking people not to be c%#ts.
Perfect
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Or I suppose we could just post signs asking people not to be c%#ts.
But then where would all the Australians live?
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People are s..t. That's why many of them try to hurt quokkas. Putting up a sign trying to ask them not to hurt these critters won't work. People will just tear down the signs. People only will respect force. That's why lasers, tasers, hidden machine guns, flamethrowers, poison dart guns et al are the only things that will work. Quokkas must be protected!

I think every tourist that comes to Australia be given a special booklet on how to treat and not treat natural wildlife and the severe consequences that may befall them if they digress and try to hurt the animals. A special page should be devoted to quokkas, and big red warning letters and photos showing that if one decides to try to hurt them there will be heavy monetary fines imposed on them, and possible imprisonment!
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But then where would all the Australians live?
Old Blighty.
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Or I suppose we could just post signs asking people not to be c%#ts.
Wouldn't it just be easier to keep certain nationalities and all politicians off the island off the island?
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Old Blighty.
Hmmm! Cunningly good plan.

And we may well bloody need you!
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