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Old July 29th, 2018, 11:28 AM   #13591
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You mean It's in hand ?
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Old July 29th, 2018, 11:29 AM   #13592
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Just as long as someone's got a grip on the situation..
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Old July 29th, 2018, 11:48 AM   #13593
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Asked a Librarian today if had any books on suicide ,

She said "We did , but they were never brought back"
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I want to open up a restaurant serving Southern Asian cuisine, in Grindelwald in the Alps.

It'll be called...

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The Thai of the Eiger.
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To the person who stole my antidepressants ,

"I HOPE YOU`RE HAPPY NOW ! "



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I hate being Bi-Polar,

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As for that person who stole my porn, I hope they're pleased with themselves.
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As for the guy who stole My mirror,He needs to take a long look at Himself..
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