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Old March 5th, 2017, 12:40 PM   #551
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Never have I ever owned a car..
If you don't have a car, how do you get around town?
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If you don't have a car, how do you get around town?
Never have I ever got tired of these.

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Old March 5th, 2017, 08:05 PM   #553
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Never have I ever given away home grown tomatoes before...too flavoursome...but this year we had a bumper crop of such an unparalleled plenitude that we can't eat them all. And you can get awfully bloody tired of green tomato relish on everything.

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Old March 5th, 2017, 09:36 PM   #554
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Never have I ever ridden upfront in a cab

Never have I ever done acrobatics on a cycle

Never have I ever flown in a 747 commercial jet
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Never have I ever watched travelogues on the t.v.

Never have I ever watched Jerry Springer on the cable t.v.

Never have I ever watched cooking shows on the t.v
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Never have I ever felt anything like I feel when my grumpy three year old granddaughter climbs into my lap wearing her scowly face, little arms folded stiffly and goes to sleep.
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Never have I ever volunteered in a nursing home

Never have I ever volunteered at a school

Never have I ever not finished a project when I did volunteer
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Never have I never not done as many things as trailmaster's never done.

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Never have I ever ridden in a double decker bus (Yes we have a few of these. They are for tourists, but residents can use them too. They are expensive.)

Never have I ever ridden in a speed boat

Never have I ever used a jetski
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Never have I never not done as many things as trailmaster's never done.
But why don't you ever put some real things that you have never done? Why are you so shy at revealing just a few real things that you have never done? There are a million, billion things in the world. No one has done everything!
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