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November 29th, 2016, 10:14 PM | #3181 |
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Wish granted. You are playing a wonderful round of golf with your new Callaway clubs at the Hamilton Island Golf Course, one of the Whitlands isles off the coast of Queensland, Australia. The sun is shining. the breezes are mild and cool. You have just hit your ball onto the third green, a par 4 hole. As you approach the hole you hear a strange sound, sort of a grunting sound. You think nothing of it. Your ball is just a few feet from the pin. Your caddie removes the pin so you can hit. The ball goes straight into the hole. Just as you stick your hand into the hole to retrieve your ball out of the hole comes the mouth of a crocodile and grabs you by the throat and pulls you screaming into the hole. Unknown to you the hole lay above a freshwater grotto which led to the sea.
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November 30th, 2016, 01:15 AM | #3182 | |
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I wish Callaway made a 9 iron that doubled as a club for bashing in crocodile heads. |
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November 30th, 2016, 02:07 AM | #3183 |
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I wish Callaway made a 9 iron that doubled as a club for bashing in crocodile heads.[/QUOTE]
Granted: You now own the Callaway croc basher 9 iron. Otherwise known as a hockey stick. You are drafted by the Chicago Blackhawks and Trailmaster finally goes to a game. Sitting in the front row he watches as you are boarded and your face is mashed into the glass. You are carried off on a stretcher as the crowd sings "Na na naa naa" I wish The Leafs will win the cup this year
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November 30th, 2016, 11:43 AM | #3184 |
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Wish granted. The Toronto Maple Leafs have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, yet they make it into the finals this year. Their bus is now on the way to the stadium. It is a very bad cold winter day, in fact the bus is driving through a raging blizzard. The bus driver is having a hard time seeing the road because of all the blowing snow, and all of a sudden the bus hits a tree that was knocked down from the high winds and heavy snow. The bus has to stop. Everone gets out to hep push the tree out of the way, so the bus can continue it's journey to the stadium. Just then the men hear a loud howl, and a huge shadowy figure steps out of the woods. It is roughly man shaped , but it is 11 feet tall, and has thick powerful arms and legs. The men shout: "It's Bigfoot, Bigfoot", but before they can run the huge black figure grabs the bus, picks it up as if it was a toy and throws it down on the players crushing all of them. The bus is so mangled that the bus driver who had remained inside is crushed too.
I wish to be to be be rich and live in a big mansion on Rottnest Island off the southwestern coast of Australia. I will be the caretaker of all the quokkas that live on the island. |
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December 1st, 2016, 10:10 AM | #3185 | |
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He intends to do this by ensuring the beloved superhero's many times great grandfather never has offspring. To that end, Wong waits until the lights in your mansion go out and then he approaches your bedroom window clutching a quokka in one hand and a genesplicer in the other and muttering what sounds like 'hybrid' while laughing dementedly. Tomorrow I wish to hit a hole in one...in front of at least twenty fellow golfers. Last edited by Sir Honkers; December 1st, 2016 at 10:26 AM.. |
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December 1st, 2016, 12:50 PM | #3186 |
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Wish granted. You've decided to take a vacation and travel to America to play in the state of Florida which has some of the most unusual golf courses in the world. One of them is in the city of Ponte Vedra Beach a city on the upper northwestern part of Florida. The name of the course is Sawgrass. This is where the famous Players Championship is held every year on the PGA. The fantastic thing about this course is that almost every fairway has some type of waterway near it, such as a small stream, brook, or pond. It also has the famous island green, where golfers have to hit a ball over 125 yards over the water so the ball lands on a very small island where the hole is. If you hit the ball too hard it will sail over the island and land in the water. Too soft it won't make it to the island and land in the water, and too high the ball will hit the island, but bounce into the air and then fall into the water. You are now at the tee of the famous 17th island green hole. You make a great shot and your ball lands within ten feet of the hole. You take that famous walk that hundreds of all the worlds greatest players like Tiger Woods, and Phil Mickelson, and Padraig Harrington, Adam Scott, and Geoff Ogilvy have taken to get to the tee. Luck though is just not with you today, because just as you make your shot an American alligator comes out of the water and grabs your leg and pulls you screaming into the water. There is a lot of struggling and then a tremendous gush of blood and some of your clothes float up from the depths of the pool. Later on divers find parts of your mostly eaten skeleton.
I wish that my favorite big boob model Milena Velba would be waiting for me one night in my bedroom so that we could make wild bunny love all night. |
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December 2nd, 2016, 01:21 AM | #3187 |
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Wish granted: You arrive home from dodging "Bikers" On your afternoon drive and find Mistress Milena waiting for you. She is not pleased with your tawdriness and makes short shrift of your excuses.
Cracking her whip she orders you to disrobe and please her immediately, unfortunately for you the bunny she has in mind takes AA batteries and shes the one that controls it. You walk funny for days. I wish I could buy Christmas presents for all the VEF members and have them delivered by Trailmaster dressed as Santa. Then TM could open his present of a plane ticket to Australia
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December 2nd, 2016, 06:04 PM | #3188 | |
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I wish for a harem made up of the ladies posted to http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t27...f-the-day.html today. |
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December 2nd, 2016, 07:12 PM | #3189 | |
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I wish that it was 1970 and I was eighteen and off to see the world for the first time again. |
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December 2nd, 2016, 08:44 PM | #3190 | |
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