The corrupt a wish game

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted. You try to walk the whole trail and die of heart failure.

I wish my AC would keep me cooler than it does...

[trailmaster]

Wish granted, however, you get a repair man to look at your old air conditioner and he fixes it. You eyes light up with joy. "Finally I can get some nice cool dry air", but then the repair man tries to put it back into the window, just as there is this gust of wind. He is so startled that your air conditioner falls out of the window and crushes the repair man's truck. The repair man gets so enraged that he then throws you out the window too.

We need more members to play this game. Hi waycha. Why don't you give it a try. Make a wish, then I or some other member will corrupt it. If you go to the very beginning of this thread you will see that the wishes and the corruptions were very simple, but as time went on the wishes became more complex and the corruptions had to become more imaginative, and innovative. Then bowlinggreen started to play and the corruptions took on a kind of nasty and gross turn, so I followed. Then because of this a lot of members who used to play stopped playing. It was just me and bowlinggreen. Actually is does not say in the beginning page that you can't use old wishes.
Maybe if you and others play, we can go back and make the simple wishes again.

[trailmaster]

I will start. I am going to make a real simple wish. I invite any other member to corrupt it in the simplest way possible.

I wish that I could fly like a super hero. ( not like Superman ).

[old alal]

Wish granted, you can fly like a superhero, The Hulk, who can't actually get off the ground.

I wish that members of VEF could have a page where rule changes could be suggested and discussed. This however is not a simple wish, so I also wish for a new car.

[trailmaster]

You cant have two wishes. Your first wish should be brought up in the Help section.

Your second wish is granted. Your new car is the Mini Cooper. It's cool looking but not very reliable. Be sure not to drive it on a highway when a big truck may be in front of you and another gets behind you. If the breaks fail on the truck in front of you, you and your little Mini Cooper may wind up as a Micro Cooper.

I wish that I could travel into the past to see how the great pyramids of Egypt were built.

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted. You pop into ancient Egypt as a Nubian slave, and spend your life being whipped by Egyptians as you drag huge blocks of stone into place on the pyramids. So you get a very close up view of how they were built.

I wish I could eat pizza and big hamburgers every day without getting fat.

[palo5]

Wish granted. But the hamburger meat is genetically modified, and you develop huge gazongas and a vagina

In the interests of aesthetics, I wish that all Ron Jeremy and Zenza Raggi material would disappear from the world

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted. Ron Jeremy and Zenza Raggi magically disappear from all of their porn films, to be replaced by Bill Cosby and Jared Fogle.

I wish for a nice thunderstorm accompanied by a cool breeze.

[old alal]

Wish granted, the thunderstorm lasts for about 20 minutes, and the cool breeze some 3 years. You long for a warm humid spell.

I wish I could keep cats out of my garden.

[smiksmaksmok]

Your wish is granted : Thorny brush with poisonous leaves begins to grow all over your garden, covering it completely. No cat can or would want to enter it, but neither can you or anyone else anymore.

I wish I could go back to 1979 and have wild sex with British singer/songwriter Kate Bush.