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View Poll Results: What would you tell your much younger self if given the opportunity ? | |||
Never ask a woman directions | 15 | 4.44% | |
To always check for toilet paper before sitting | 19 | 5.62% | |
Keep your eye on the ball, unless in a gym changing room | 53 | 15.68% | |
Don`t wear a condom you find in the sea | 17 | 5.03% | |
The lottery numbers of every single draw | 47 | 13.91% | |
That he`s really his own sister | 19 | 5.62% | |
To avoid this forum as it could damage the health of his groin and eyesight | 64 | 18.93% | |
If Capone send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue | 67 | 19.82% | |
Nothing whatsoever ,i don`t like myself | 37 | 10.95% | |
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December 1st, 2008, 01:08 AM | #1 |
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If you could give your younger self one piece of advice what would it be ?
Think all of us have regrets , either over missed chances or the ones we took when we really shouldn`t have. So how great would it be to go back in time ,visit yourself and impart a few sentences of priceless wisdom ?.I`d tell myself that they`ll be a Frankie Dettori seven race accumulator in September 96 at Ascot and that i MUST put everything on it .
Then again knowing me i`d probably just tell him that by the time he's my age he`ll be married with three kids , as hah that`d really mess with my own head But what would you tell yourself ?
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December 1st, 2008, 05:00 AM | #2 |
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How young is the younger self? If its early enough my advice would be "kill them all".
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December 1st, 2008, 11:26 AM | #3 | |
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That decision is left up to you as i thought that`d be best ,rather than have a set age such as 10 or so .Because all i wanted to do at that age is watch the A-team and collect cut outs of page three girls, the last thing i`d have been open to is some handy advice from myself. Ahhh but at 15 ?, that would be a different story . For one thing i`d now be the wealthiest dude on earth (Or as i`d re-name it SkullVille) , plus peace and respect would reign with humankind fulfilling it's true potential under my benign KingPresiDictational rule . "We hip and young representatives of the 21 leading countries on planet SkullVille , swear eternal and unbreakable allegiance to GreenSkull, the friends of GreenSkull and the ideals for which they type, may we never talk back or give a look every bordering on black " "Hail yeah "
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December 3rd, 2008, 02:54 AM | #4 |
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i should've bought that Planet of the Apes Dvd box set,
instead of buying them all seperatley
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see The Grateful Dead as often as possible...Jerry won't be around for ever.
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After giving this some serious thought I would tell myself not to throw out the porn every time I get girlfriend because the porn never leaves you.
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December 4th, 2008, 10:19 AM | #7 |
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As a teenager I was told by an ex professional football player, that I should never refuse an opportunity for a jump, I could always play in next weeks match, because he said, “you will remember most fondly the girls you did not manage to shag, not the ones you did”. He was right, I did not listen and now I cant remember the name of the barmaid I shagged in my ford Escort, but I can still picture every curve of Lesley who I left one mid week evening to attend training and never got a second chance with. So I would say listen to wise men,
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Take that cock outa your hand now!!
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December 5th, 2008, 02:01 PM | #9 |
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But if you`re still going to do it sit on your hand for half an hour first that way it feels like a stranger is doing it , although i prefer to sit on my cock first instead that way it feels like i`m jerking a stranger off
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December 5th, 2008, 02:06 PM | #10 |
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You know what i`d simply tell myself the secret of successful relationships with women. Which is you can either be right or you can be happy, as being right sounds good sure .But believe me if you want to be happy agree to even the most stupid opinions, then just pull down your pants and nod with a smile !.
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