Would you date an (outer space) alien or mutant?

fristbit · January 18th, 2011, 05:08 AM

I was watching some Babylon 5 the other day, and some of those actresses are really beautiful, prosthetics aside. But what if they really were alien? How alien is too alien?

Orion Slave Girls - there in a heartbeat. Susan Oliver=one of the most gorgeous women ever, and the green skin made her even more sexy for some reason.

Vulcan - T'Pol. No question. Pointy ears are in.

Klingon - This is where it is starting to push it. Messed up teeth, a tendency to break bones during sex, and a serrated forehead? Who am I kidding. I'd go there at least once.

Narn - No. Much too far. Besides, I don't think their anatomy is compatible, what with being lizzard people. Which also means no breasts, not being mamals and all.

Centuari - They look human, but apparently their sexual anatomy is very different. So maybe no intercourse... I'd check it out.

Mimbari - I can deal with the head bones. But the tiny chin-ears freak me out.

Greys - No. Too far.

**ubu_roi** · January 18th, 2011, 10:44 AM

Certainly not with a Gray, they're into that anal probing business.

eek · January 18th, 2011, 11:58 AM

I have actually yeah; for 6 months ish with the ex.

We were like aliens to each other; I was saying black she was thinking white. Loved me stuff - the LPs, the books (hell never expected her to appreciate Camus or Kafka); still she thought all I was collecting was crap.

Yeah right; go back to daytime love.

Effectively, at the end of the day she thought I come from Mars and likewise I thought she's an Alpha Centaurian. Is that relevant here?

Peau Peep · January 18th, 2011, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ubu_roi

Certainly not with a Gray, they're into that anal probing business.

I'm in then!

**grossnex** · January 18th, 2011, 02:42 PM

At 1st thought I was like, sure why not give an alien lady my Big Dipper

.

Then I thought about it some more. Imagine what kind of space STD's I could catch. Genital Warts would be very bad, but imagine if they had faces & spoke? Imagine if every time you tried to drain the main vein, they shouted, "Hey!!! Turn the lights back out!!!"

I really don't think I could bang an alien girl. I once broke up with a girl after a few weeks because she told me she was a Cosmologist. The last thing I needed was a Russian Astronaut spying on me from space.

**tygrkhat40** · January 19th, 2011, 12:19 AM

Since I'm into comic books, here's a few of the alien races I'd go for.

Kryptonian or Daxamite: Only under a red sun. Under a yellow sum, I'm too fragile for them

Talokian: Women can give you the blues, these women are blue.

Carggites: Instant 3 on 1!

Winathian: Twins!

**otokonomidori** · January 19th, 2011, 12:40 AM

I've woken up with a few monsters in my time.

snorkie · January 19th, 2011, 02:04 AM

Q: Do these aliens come equipped with Bud Light?

Jack Keroact · January 19th, 2011, 02:18 AM

When I was in LA, female i think.

magickman · January 19th, 2011, 02:37 AM

Being a weirdo I've given this several years of thought.
Greys....Yes.
All the sci fi series alien women, yes, except the alien 'moving pile of rocks' from the first Star Trek series.
My ideal however is an alien Cat woman. Stroke-able fur over most bits and a rough tongue, and easy to please with a cat biscuit afterwards.

January 18th, 2011, 05:08 AM	#1
fristbit Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 10 Thanks: 218 Thanked 68 Times in 10 Posts	Would you date an (outer space) alien or mutant? I was watching some Babylon 5 the other day, and some of those actresses are really beautiful, prosthetics aside. But what if they really were alien? How alien is too alien? Orion Slave Girls - there in a heartbeat. Susan Oliver=one of the most gorgeous women ever, and the green skin made her even more sexy for some reason. Vulcan - T'Pol. No question. Pointy ears are in. Klingon - This is where it is starting to push it. Messed up teeth, a tendency to break bones during sex, and a serrated forehead? Who am I kidding. I'd go there at least once. Narn - No. Much too far. Besides, I don't think their anatomy is compatible, what with being lizzard people. Which also means no breasts, not being mamals and all. Centuari - They look human, but apparently their sexual anatomy is very different. So maybe no intercourse... I'd check it out. Mimbari - I can deal with the head bones. But the tiny chin-ears freak me out. Greys - No. Too far.

January 18th, 2011, 10:44 AM	#2
ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	Certainly not with a Gray, they're into that anal probing business. __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

January 19th, 2011, 02:04 AM	#8
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January 18th, 2011, 11:58 AM	#3
eek Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 568 Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,243 Times in 502 Posts	I have actually yeah; for 6 months ish with the ex. We were like aliens to each other; I was saying black she was thinking white. Loved me stuff - the LPs, the books (hell never expected her to appreciate Camus or Kafka); still she thought all I was collecting was crap. Yeah right; go back to daytime love. Effectively, at the end of the day she thought I come from Mars and likewise I thought she's an Alpha Centaurian. Is that relevant here?

January 18th, 2011, 02:42 PM	#5
grossnex Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Between the swamps of Jersey & NYC Posts: 2,571 Thanks: 34,430 Thanked 91,932 Times in 2,857 Posts	At 1st thought I was like, sure why not give an alien lady my Big Dipper . Then I thought about it some more. Imagine what kind of space STD's I could catch. Genital Warts would be very bad, but imagine if they had faces & spoke? Imagine if every time you tried to drain the main vein, they shouted, *"Hey!!! Turn the lights back out!!!"* I really don't think I could bang an alien girl. I once broke up with a girl after a few weeks because she told me she was a Cosmologist. The last thing I needed was a Russian Astronaut spying on me from space.

January 19th, 2011, 12:19 AM	#6
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,136 Times in 9,629 Posts	Since I'm into comic books, here's a few of the alien races I'd go for. Kryptonian or Daxamite: Only under a red sun. Under a yellow sum, I'm too fragile for them Talokian: Women can give you the blues, these women are blue. Carggites: Instant 3 on 1! Winathian: Twins!

January 19th, 2011, 12:40 AM	#7
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,318 Thanks: 39,032 Thanked 122,443 Times in 8,318 Posts	I've woken up with a few monsters in my time.

January 19th, 2011, 02:18 AM	#9
Jack Keroact Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 107 Thanks: 63 Thanked 771 Times in 101 Posts	When I was in LA, female i think.

January 19th, 2011, 02:37 AM	#10
magickman Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52 Times in 4 Posts	Being a weirdo I've given this several years of thought. Greys....Yes. All the sci fi series alien women, yes, except the alien 'moving pile of rocks' from the first Star Trek series. My ideal however is an alien Cat woman. Stroke-able fur over most bits and a rough tongue, and easy to please with a cat biscuit afterwards.