What human trait can you not stand - Page 7

PatentHappy · August 27th, 2017, 03:00 AM

There are traits we have control over and those we don't. Take nose hair, back hair, ear hair, and toe hair, please. Would serve them right if I transplanted them onto my head where I wouldn't mind it...and it couldn't tickle me or my lady anymore.

And on the fairer sex, how about areola hair? Long, honking areola hair.

PatentHappy · August 27th, 2017, 04:05 AM

(In no special order, since ranking your hatred can be counter to real-time resolution opportunities.)

1) Spoiled children and parents of spoiled children.

2) Bullies and parents of bullies.

3) Drivers who steal parking spaces you've been waiting for (a frustration which can be offset by the look on their face when they return to their car which won't start due to a missing main coil).

Boy howdy, do I miss non-locking hoods (UK/bonnets).

4) People who cut in line (and the way they walk after the blade retracts back into my shoe).

Disclaimer: The expiration of all related Statutes of Limitations is purely coincidental and in no way implies actual culpability for any of the above acts performed in service to you or the incidentally improving society you now live in.

**haroldeye** · August 27th, 2017, 08:59 PM

Drivers who steal parking spaces you've been waiting for (a frustration which can be offset by the look on their face when they return to their car which won't start due to a missing main coil).

I'm told that sticking something in the valves of all four tyres so they flatten is a c*nts trick only slightly less bad than stealing a chaps parking place. Course would never do that myself!

**mungy** · August 27th, 2017, 09:05 PM

Bit petty but littering and spitting. Can't stand either.

**Dr Pepper** · August 27th, 2017, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haroldeye

Drivers who steal parking spaces you've been waiting for (a frustration which can be offset by the look on their face when they return to their car which won't start due to a missing main coil).

I'm told that sticking something in the valves of all four tyres so they flatten is a c*nts trick only slightly less bad than stealing a chaps parking place. Course would never do that myself!

Only need two done scoundrel-not too many vehicles carry two spares....
'Economy of effort'......one of the principles of warfare

**Roubignol** · August 27th, 2017, 10:36 PM

Compassion, love, tenderness...
They are traits that harm "souls" and minds.

**Starkos** · December 2nd, 2017, 02:01 AM

arrogance/ignorance/superficiality

**blondifan** · December 2nd, 2017, 05:04 AM

Lying. For whatever reason.

Forget 'white lies' or whatever embellishment the 'fairer' sex may choose to call it. A mistruth is dishonest and can cause you to question anything that was ever said, on reflection.

**Maglover** · May 18th, 2022, 03:55 PM

Folks that have a degree of wealth holding on to every penny that they have and making themselves and others miserable as a result.

**KissArmy** · May 18th, 2022, 04:40 PM

Bragging. Arrogance is a close second, followed by non-stop talking.

I used to work with the creep who combined all three. He also threw in sanctimony and smugness, all delivered by breath so bad it could peel paint.

August 27th, 2017, 03:00 AM	#61
PatentHappy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 129 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,462 Times in 129 Posts	Is that an areola hair in your mouth? There are traits we have control over and those we don't. Take nose hair, back hair, ear hair, and toe hair, please. Would serve them right if I transplanted them onto my head where I wouldn't mind it...and it couldn't tickle me or my lady anymore. And on the fairer sex, how about areola hair? Long, honking areola hair.

August 27th, 2017, 04:05 AM	#62
PatentHappy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 129 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,462 Times in 129 Posts	Incidental Benefits, My Foot (er...Shoe) (In no special order, since ranking your hatred can be counter to real-time resolution opportunities.) 1) Spoiled children and parents of spoiled children. 2) Bullies and parents of bullies. 3) Drivers who steal parking spaces you've been waiting for (a frustration which can be offset by the look on their face when they return to their car which won't start due to a missing main coil). Boy howdy, do I miss non-locking hoods (UK/bonnets). 4) People who cut in line (and the way they walk after the blade retracts back into my shoe). Disclaimer: The expiration of all related Statutes of Limitations is purely coincidental and in no way implies actual culpability for any of the above acts performed in service to you or the incidentally improving society you now live in. Last edited by PatentHappy; August 27th, 2017 at 01:54 PM..

August 27th, 2017, 09:05 PM	#64
mungy Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 3,400 Thanks: 8,933 Thanked 64,096 Times in 3,422 Posts	Bit petty but littering and spitting. Can't stand either. __________________ My links expire with 1 months inactivity. If they are down PM me and I will re-upload.

December 2nd, 2017, 02:01 AM	#67
Starkos Hedonistic Thrill Seeker⚡ Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: NYC, NY Posts: 1,623 Thanks: 27,668 Thanked 36,473 Times in 1,627 Posts	arrogance/ignorance/superficiality __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Starkos; December 2nd, 2017 at 02:25 AM..

December 2nd, 2017, 05:04 AM	#68
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	How to completely destroy a relationship, particularly regarding 'infidelities'. Lying. For whatever reason. Forget 'white lies' or whatever embellishment the 'fairer' sex may choose to call it. A mistruth is dishonest and can cause you to question anything that was ever said, on reflection.

August 27th, 2017, 08:59 PM	#63
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 113,493 Thanked 59,962 Times in 5,707 Posts	Drivers who steal parking spaces you've been waiting for (a frustration which can be offset by the look on their face when they return to their car which won't start due to a missing main coil). I'm told that sticking something in the valves of all four tyres so they flatten is a c*nts trick only slightly less bad than stealing a chaps parking place. Course would never do that myself!

August 27th, 2017, 10:36 PM	#66
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,726 Times in 3,826 Posts	Compassion, love, tenderness... They are traits that harm "souls" and minds.

May 18th, 2022, 03:55 PM	#69
Maglover Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 750 Thanks: 11,511 Thanked 6,245 Times in 747 Posts	Folks that have a degree of wealth holding on to every penny that they have and making themselves and others miserable as a result.

May 18th, 2022, 04:40 PM	#70
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,101 Thanked 12,363 Times in 1,106 Posts	Bragging. Arrogance is a close second, followed by non-stop talking. I used to work with the creep who combined all three. He also threw in sanctimony and smugness, all delivered by breath so bad it could peel paint. __________________ I'm alive you bastards! And I always will be!

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