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676, after all the slasher films that have been released over the years, you would have thought by now people would know it's not a good idea to stay in the creepy looking cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere.
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677. When some unknown alien being is killing your crewmates one by one in particularly grizzly ways, it is best to split up and look for it alone.
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They'll have lights on them too, not to merely shed light onto the empty space surrounding but to make them easier to spot by alien vessels & to conform with universal traffic control guidelines |
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And on the alien theme, I noticed on the movies that whenever aliens land on Earth, they never play a round of golf with our leaders Boring assholes
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678: When the surviving characters of a horror film find a vehicle to escape in, they drive way too fast, run off the road and hit a tree allowing the monster to knock off a few more of them.
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679. We need music to tell us when it's thrilling, dangerous, horrifying or lovely. Otherwise we'd be too dumb to know
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680=Whenever a woman sees something scary/horrible their first instinct is to SCREAM!
Why do women always scream when they see something horrible/frightening? Men don't usually do it. |
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